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"One day, at work, Barbera Collier's Chair collapsed..."

Is anyone else sick of the way advertisement breaks are now full of such tripe as these compensation adverts?

'Have youm had an accident lately that wasn't your fault?' Isn't an accident, by definition, nobodies fault?

What has happened to our society? 50 years ago, if you fell off your chair at work you would be called a 'clumsy oaf' and told to get on with it. Nowadays, 'Barbera Collier' can claim £6,000 for falling off a chair and spilling her tea over herself.

Has anyone here ever tried to claim compensation for tripping up, spilling their tea or breaking their nail? Is there no such thing as a true accident anymore?

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> Mr. No shoes wrote:
> Another really annoying add is that halifax one, how much biiger can
> that guys head get? And the annoying tune makes me want to go crazy
> down at the local Halifax. PLEASE HALIFAX IF YOU'RE LISTENING, get
> rid
> of that awful advert...
>
>
> You talking about the asian-themed advert? why, i LOVE it - at least
> it's better than the animated halifax adverts. they REALLY got on my
> nerves.

THOSE WERE SO CRAP!

I hate those damn adverts too.But the ones I really hate are those bloody car adverts. I mean theres nothing wrong with a good car ad but have you seen some of the crap they put on now? That bloody "daddy cool" ad with the posh kid and his bender of a dad.I thought of some better lyrics for their crappy music.

How about Daddy ,daddys dead ,
Shotgun to the head ,
Daddy ,daddys dead
Ohhhh how he bled...

The world is going to be taken over by Loan, Compesation and bank adverts!! its a goverment conspiricy!!! were all going to die!!!! no!!!

Mr. No shoes wrote:
> Another really annoying add is that halifax one, how much biiger can
> that guys head get? And the annoying tune makes me want to go crazy
> down at the local Halifax. PLEASE HALIFAX IF YOU'RE LISTENING, get rid
> of that awful advert...


You talking about the asian-themed advert? why, i LOVE it - at least it's better than the animated halifax adverts. they REALLY got on my nerves.

Mr. No nose got banned. He wrote I eat Peanuts. Oh yeah the post had 14000 words, all I eat Peanuts.

I think he's been framed by Mr. No toes....


I sense a conspiracy afoot....

"One day when barbra collier was at work she dropped her rich tea biscuit in her cup of tea she got £4,000 compensation."

She looks like a dog as well,
I agree with you.....



Mr. No shoes

Barbera Collier / Border Collie.

Huh?
Huh?

I sense conspiracy afoot.

One day, at work, Barbara colliers was stealing pens from the stationary cupboard, when she looked up just in time to see a large box of industrial strength adhesive plummeting towards her. After six months of trauma therapy and facial reconstruction, Barbara tried to sue the company for £12,000, but failed on the basis that knocked the box of the shelf with her fatt butt in the first place, causing £500 worth of damage. Barbara is now back in trauma therapy.



Mr. No shoes

the best one for me, still is :

I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there

awww bless