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"This weekend I have bought..."

*rummages through bag*

One (1) Xbox World Magazine
One (1) X-Ray Magazine with FREE CD
One (1) NME
One (1) Total Film Magazine
One (1) Loaded Magazine (sub)

One (1) The Gos album (CD)
One (1) Yeah Yeah Yeahs EP (CD)
One (1) 2nd hand Panzer Dragoon Orta (Xbox)
One (1) Reservoir Dogs DVD

One (1) River Island short-sleeved shirt (green)
One (1) River Island short-sleeved shirt (blue)
One (1) Pair of Burton pin-striped trousers (black)

One (1) Mexican Sweet Potato and Three-Bean Salad wrap (M&S)
One (1) Carrot Dipper (including Thousand Island Dressing) (M&S)

Being paid rules.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> A snippet :
>
> "Jamie Oliver and the Mountain of Death"
> Jamie Oliver in a passenger plane, crashes over the alps, the
> survivors run out of food and are forced to eat the pilot. Jamie
> Oliver jumps on his scooter and nips down to sainsburys for some
> 'pukka ingredients', before cooking the pilot in various herbs and
> sauces. genius

I didn't find that even slightly funny...

Ive had a tesco sandwich on a couple of occasions, the bread is pap and the salad has no taste.

Mind you, i dont splash out on the "finest" range.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'm the first person to ever buy a pretentious sandwich. And Loaded
> magazine has, in their words, 'great writing obscured by a smokescreen
> of female flesh'.

I've not picked up a loaded for a while. may subscribe to it again. my new favourite magazine is viz though, usually sit there for about 40 minutes laughing my @ss off.

A snippet :

"Jamie Oliver and the Mountain of Death"
Jamie Oliver in a passenger plane, crashes over the alps, the survivors run out of food and are forced to eat the pilot. Jamie Oliver jumps on his scooter and nips down to sainsburys for some 'pukka ingredients', before cooking the pilot in various herbs and sauces. genius

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I'm the first person to ever buy a pretentious sandwich.

What was it? And was it more pretentious then smoked salmon and cream cheese with crushed pepper corns?

Today i bought:

Three cdrw's
Four cans of carlsberg
Twelve cans of dr pepper (12 cans for £3 at Tesco, go now!)
One packet of 2 sausage rolls.

That is all.

I'm the first person to ever buy a pretentious sandwich. And Loaded magazine has, in their words, 'great writing obscured by a smokescreen of female flesh'.

So very true.

I drank a gigantic bottle of port when I was already drunk once, that stuff's bloody nasty.

That was in a my younger days though when it was a case of drink everything with alcohol in it, even it tastes like fermented after birth, it'll get you drunk.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
>
> you mus**t have an iron s**tomach. aftershock tas**tes like mouthwash, and
> absinthe is the single mos**t foul sh*t ever to be bottled

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Yeah, they are foul. But when you're already drunk, you don't notice :)

I have bought the farm.
It hurt.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Nope, it was a posh boy sandwich, smoked salmon and cream
> cheese...sounds fruity but I don't care when it tastes that damn
> good...

aye, they have a fine selection in tesco