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"Cuddle your pets tonight and whisper "I wuv you" softly into furry ears"

Because they will be dead by dawn. I'm even going to include any wildlife that inhabits your garden. Total genocide.

You had your chance.

How cruel to laugh at him after not voting him.

God damnit, I always knew BA would get back at me for that 'incident' a few years ago, now I'm paying for it with my animals lives.

Be warned though, I have a stoate.

A stoate? Holy s###...

Indeed. A stoate.
You're all running for the hills now, I can tell.

The stoate, a beautiful creature - sharp teeth, giant claws and vicious.

What more could anyone want?

Memorandum wrote:
> Indeed. A stoate.
> You're all running for the hills now, I can tell.
>
> The stoate, a beautiful creature - sharp teeth, giant claws and
> vicious.
>
> What more could anyone want?
a pink stoate!

I'd prefer a regular stoate, clock up some stealth kills.

EXACTLY.

Yet another topic becomes a stoate appreciation thread, this is all too common...

The only thing that can combat a stoate is Gerrid's slender loris population.

Although I have an otter of giant proportions with just crazy claws that could hold it off until they got here.

The otter might be able to hold it off, yes, but long enough for all the slender lorises (lorii?) to get there... I think not.

I also have a sneaking suspicion that the slender loris army is led by a single slow loris.