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"Cuddle your pets tonight and whisper "I wuv you" softly into furry ears"

Because they will be dead by dawn. I'm even going to include any wildlife that inhabits your garden. Total genocide.

You had your chance.

Yet another topic becomes a stoate appreciation thread, this is all too common...

EXACTLY.

I'd prefer a regular stoate, clock up some stealth kills.

Memorandum wrote:
> Indeed. A stoate.
> You're all running for the hills now, I can tell.
>
> The stoate, a beautiful creature - sharp teeth, giant claws and
> vicious.
>
> What more could anyone want?
a pink stoate!

Indeed. A stoate.
You're all running for the hills now, I can tell.

The stoate, a beautiful creature - sharp teeth, giant claws and vicious.

What more could anyone want?

A stoate? Holy s###...

God damnit, I always knew BA would get back at me for that 'incident' a few years ago, now I'm paying for it with my animals lives.

Be warned though, I have a stoate.

How cruel to laugh at him after not voting him.

The topic title made me laugh without even reading the rest of the topic, well done.

Memorandum wrote:
> This 'van' better be equipped for flying and/or sailing, otherwise
> you'll not get my animals.
>
> /sevillaugh

It's been modified by BA from the A team so it can go on water and sky. It also has a catalytic convertor; which I use to convert cats into atheists.