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"Fight Fight Fight"

Just thought I would start a conversation off with a simple question

Have you ever been in a fight?

I shall answer first: Not really

I have been in a few fights but non have even resulted in blood been shown.

Although once when I was eight on holiday... some French kid punched me in the back of the head and started laughing. I had sun stroke or something so smashed him in the face, where a fountain of bloody exploded out his nose and I run away.

I'm a girl basically

SHEEPY wrote:
> Big Waz sounds like a knob
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This made me laugh out loud, which is hard to do.

I think he may be referring to all of Mojojojo's one-syllable named mates, gleaned from his Hemingway tales of drinking only 134 pints and chest thumping.

In fact, this entire thread is comedy gold. "I'd do this.." and "I do that..." and "how to punch..."
Fights are over in a few seconds, and involve a lot of shirt pulling and flailing.
Anyone that thinks you circle each other jabbing like a movie-star is lying to themselves and they know it.

*chuckles*
Big Waz

Yep, hence why that is "doing it wrongly!"

Kyz22 wrote:
> A lot of people tuck their thumb under their finger when they punch,


You would break your thumb doing that.

Snuggly how old are you?

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

No... I can't back that up. I haven't been in a fight since school, and even then it was a pretty pathetic sight, palms and hair flying everywhere. I think it honestly was over something like 'he said that you said my mum was a ho' or something equally ridiculous.

I wasn't built to fight but I reckon I could if I was forced to.

*pictures burberry-cap wearing Saxo driver in three quarter length trousers*

Urge to maim... rising...

SHEEPY wrote:
> Big Waz sounds like a knob

... ?

Big Waz sounds like a knob

Kyz22 wrote:
> And how exactly do you punch 'correctly'?

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Look at how a radgie punches. That's how NOT to punch. Look at how a boxer punches. That's how it's done. I'm more of a boxer than a radgie.

"Second one wasnt really a fight it was just some git tryin to be hard by shoutin from a distance so I walked over the him right hooked him, hit his head off a lamppost and jawwed him with a left as he bounced of it."

Ha ha, sounds like you have bottle. My mate Wal is the hard one in our group, once when we were waiting outside a pizza/kebab place for our food, this radgie said something about him, to impress his girlfriend. Wal marched right up to him and asked him what he meant. Suddenly the kid was all apologetic and saying "Naw, we're sweet! I knaw ye, we're sweet!" I almost burst out laughing. The radgie's credibility was on the fast road to zero.

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> "some French kid punched me in the back of the head and started
> laughing"
>
> that's just like the french. damn, i HATE them - they're a really
> arrogant nation......

You cannot generalise an entire nation like that.

Ant wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> People generally are all mouth but when it comes down to it
> then dont even know how to punch correctly.
>
> And how exactly do you punch 'correctly'?

A lot of people tuck their thumb under their finger when they punch, you're 'supposed' to rest it on top of your index finger.

Some people hit sideways with he knucles near their fingertips as opposed to their larger knucles.

There isn't one generic way to punch but if people have never punched before, their first attempt probably won't be too good.