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Seriously.
Black Glove - Probably the only Regular worthy of Notable status, Yet all you addle-brained schlemiels are considering a range of meatheads, from dribbling randomisers from Chat - who amuse themselves by making up words, and endlessly supporting each other, to over-hyperlating drama queens who find it necessary to discuss the days events with complete strangers who couldn’t give a damn, and would rather drool over the new word they have created…
Sure there are other 'decent' people on the forums, but none who contribute on the perfect balance - no drivelling nonsense, but can have a laugh, whilst creating dark, sinister tales.
You shouldn't be making your mind up, when it should already be made up.
Vote Black Glove... Or he will slit your throat, and skin you like a cat :)
Black Glove - Probably the only Regular worthy of Notable status, Yet all you addle-brained schlemiels are considering a range of meatheads, from dribbling randomisers from Chat - who amuse themselves by making up words, and endlessly supporting each other, to over-hyperlating drama queens who find it necessary to discuss the days events with complete strangers who couldn’t give a damn, and would rather drool over the new word they have created…
Sure there are other 'decent' people on the forums, but none who contribute on the perfect balance - no drivelling nonsense, but can have a laugh, whilst creating dark, sinister tales.
You shouldn't be making your mind up, when it should already be made up.
Vote Black Glove... Or he will slit your throat, and skin you like a cat :)
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Yet people are still considering other candidates...
*sigh*
Yet people are still considering other candidates...
*sigh*
The adventures of my severed hand continues....
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"I lobbed off my left hand with my cleaver and sent it forth - w.r.i.g.g.l.i.n.g.
It slowly mounted the spiral staircase then paused on the dark landing, tapping its middle-finger in a most menacing fashion.
Suddenly, it espied a gap in a slightly ajar door, and without further a-do it scurried -t-h-r-o-u-g-h- with the nimbleness of a church mouse.
Within the dimly-lit chamber was SHE: the voluptuous one, the Sleeping Beauty, the fairest full-busomed damsel in all of the Kingdom.
My severed hand attempted to spring onto the bed where she lay, but it failed.
It tried again, and again, and again - each time with the same miserable result.
Suddenly, it scuttled onto a nearby harp, FiNgER-BoBBiNg across the strings playing a surprisingly melodious redition of "Greensleeves", before leaping like a dying octopus onto the soft goose-feather quilt.
It then paused - tapping its middle-finger in a most menacing fashion.
Slowly, and with great stealth, it began to pull back the scented sheets - inch-by-inch - revealing her delicate curvaceous flesh.
With an admirable lightness of touch, it crept onto the warm terrain of her Heavenly Body.
Beginning at her feet, it tip-toed on 2-fingers along her slender left carf, over her silken thighs, past the forbidden forest, up the navel, betwixt her ample cleavage, through her long golden tresses until it arrived exhausted at her pretty head, where it stuck its thumb in her mouth and fell into a deep slumber.
That night my severed hand did have a most stupedous reverie. It dreamt it was its birthday, and that a fair maiden did give it a Goblin as a gift."
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By Pervis the One-handed Monk
circa 1369, Naples
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"I lobbed off my left hand with my cleaver and sent it forth - w.r.i.g.g.l.i.n.g.
It slowly mounted the spiral staircase then paused on the dark landing, tapping its middle-finger in a most menacing fashion.
Suddenly, it espied a gap in a slightly ajar door, and without further a-do it scurried -t-h-r-o-u-g-h- with the nimbleness of a church mouse.
Within the dimly-lit chamber was SHE: the voluptuous one, the Sleeping Beauty, the fairest full-busomed damsel in all of the Kingdom.
My severed hand attempted to spring onto the bed where she lay, but it failed.
It tried again, and again, and again - each time with the same miserable result.
Suddenly, it scuttled onto a nearby harp, FiNgER-BoBBiNg across the strings playing a surprisingly melodious redition of "Greensleeves", before leaping like a dying octopus onto the soft goose-feather quilt.
It then paused - tapping its middle-finger in a most menacing fashion.
Slowly, and with great stealth, it began to pull back the scented sheets - inch-by-inch - revealing her delicate curvaceous flesh.
With an admirable lightness of touch, it crept onto the warm terrain of her Heavenly Body.
Beginning at her feet, it tip-toed on 2-fingers along her slender left carf, over her silken thighs, past the forbidden forest, up the navel, betwixt her ample cleavage, through her long golden tresses until it arrived exhausted at her pretty head, where it stuck its thumb in her mouth and fell into a deep slumber.
That night my severed hand did have a most stupedous reverie. It dreamt it was its birthday, and that a fair maiden did give it a Goblin as a gift."
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By Pervis the One-handed Monk
circa 1369, Naples
In a physical sorta way ;)
"-d-a-r-k-h-o-r-s-e-"?
You're not getting my vote now ;)
*Wriggles fingers* RULEZ YO ÁSS!
You're not getting my vote now ;)
*Wriggles fingers* RULEZ YO ÁSS!
El Blokey wrote:
> Personally, I think this is the best way to go as it can
> show individuals that their contribution is recognised,
Yeah, totally agree. That's the way it should be. Maybe if everyone does this the overall vote will be really close.
> Personally, I think this is the best way to go as it can
> show individuals that their contribution is recognised,
Yeah, totally agree. That's the way it should be. Maybe if everyone does this the overall vote will be really close.
Black Glove wrote:
> I will be voting for someone who I
> personally like the most, regardless of how the vote is panning-out.
As will I. Personally, I think this is the best way to go as it can show individuals that their contribution is recognised, rather than little clusters of people all choosing a candidate and voting for them as a group.
> I will be voting for someone who I
> personally like the most, regardless of how the vote is panning-out.
As will I. Personally, I think this is the best way to go as it can show individuals that their contribution is recognised, rather than little clusters of people all choosing a candidate and voting for them as a group.
Cya man.
English_Bloke wrote:
> I wrote a poem when I was 10 which I have since had published.
I'm not a big fan of poetry either, but it must've been pretty good to get published.
My connection keeps getting cut-off for some reason, so I think I'll call it a night. Speak to you later.....
> I wrote a poem when I was 10 which I have since had published.
I'm not a big fan of poetry either, but it must've been pretty good to get published.
My connection keeps getting cut-off for some reason, so I think I'll call it a night. Speak to you later.....
I'm? I...bah!
Black Glove wrote:
> Contradiction? D'you scribble obscene poetry on walls or something? ;)
Yeah, I’m have been very well received in the men’s room before now, (not in that way you dirty scoundrel).
I wrote a poem when I was 10 which I have since had published.
> Contradiction? D'you scribble obscene poetry on walls or something? ;)
Yeah, I’m have been very well received in the men’s room before now, (not in that way you dirty scoundrel).
I wrote a poem when I was 10 which I have since had published.
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