Viewing Thread:
"Vote for me if you want."

Although I haven't really checked, I'm sure I'm not on anybody's list of people to potentially vote for.

I'm the first to admit, I'm not here as often as I used to be. Last year I was regulary posting spoofs or crazy stories about what I'd been up to (who could ever forget the time I spent in a cell? Wait, you've already forgotten...)

If old MoJo is elected I promise more crazy stories, more spoofs for the spoof fans, more tales of how tight my pink spandex suit is and more/less ridiculing of Goatboy (delete where necessary) I cut down on that when I decided he wasn't such a dick after all, but I can soon start it up again if that's what the public wants.

I also promise more controversial posts (I swear, most of the people here hate me, I'm always running my mouth off and getting into huge arguments about religion and education) and more funny reviews. Well... I'm working on that last one...

Vote for MoJoJoJo! Or not... whatever suits you.

El Blokey wrote:
> Or the fact that you always pop up around election time trying to
> become a notable? :-D

Yeah, obviously, the 'Vote RM18' campaign is evident everywhere isn't it?

:D

Does he go Postal and start throwing people around with the force?

On a related note, in a dream last night I had the force. I was constantly lifting stuff up or pulling things towards me. Quite cool, but I had to concentrate loads just to move a glass. Bah.

No I don't...Do I? I enjoy chatting about the whole thing, yeah, but I've given up on trying to be one. Me and MoJo and Myst basically micktake now. Tis fun.

I shall send the plot. I'll also write a scene where Yoda takes a train to somewhere, but finds that Railtrack have cancelled services and he ends up at Dagobah, well and truly buggered.

RM18 wrote:
> And I'm not sure what Stryke's problem is, I think its the fact he
> went on holiday expecting to b voted a notable in his absence, then
> finding he wasn't. Or that he's hardly got a vote in the last two
> elections.

Or the fact that you always pop up around election time trying to become a notable? :-D

Quick, send it off to Lucas! He's probably scratching his head about what to actually do in Episode 3 other than show Vader appearing.

Is that just wishful thinking? And Kit's a she :D

Anakin should kill all the Jedi. Kit Fisto and Sammy L should deck Anakin, and win the world. But then Anakin reappears and Kit/Sammy L sacrifice themselves to chuck him in the lava. Ewan sits on his rear and looks confused that he hasn't proceeded directly to the injection of hard intravenous drugs.

I'm onto a winning plot.

Ah the kit fisto of days gone by.

He will have a major part in the next episode.

I was drunk last night...Good times.

I don't have a beard. It'd be itchy and Kit Fisto's tentacles would get stuck in it.

I'm not chubby.
Gladly smack some sense into your head while drunk to show you.

:-P

Beardy Welsh man

And the prize for deduction goes to the chubby Glaswegian :)

I'm off to a Eurovision party tonight. There goes my last shred of dignity.