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"Who Wants My Vote?"

Put ONE reason down. The funniest/most inventive line will get my vote. If I deem none of them are worthy, I'll vote for someone I have in mind...

I only hope you can spell "irony"

Insane Bartender wrote:
> I'll vote for you just as soon as you demonstrate a modicum of
> intelligence. Since I'm quietly confident that this isn't forthcoming,
> I shall ignore you like the ignominious peasant you are.

I can spell correctly, does that calssify as demonstrating a modicum of intelligence. One of the many reasons you should vote for me. VOTE CRAZYCOL!

Ah, glad to see Mr Bartender is back, even if only for the election!

I'll vote for you just as soon as you demonstrate a modicum of intelligence. Since I'm quietly confident that this isn't forthcoming, I shall ignore you like the ignominious peasant you are.

I need to become a notable to feed my starving wife and children...What do you mean it isn't a paying job!!

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Unbeliever, you will vote for whomever I tell you to.
>
> This is not negotiable.

Tell them to vote for me! CRAZYCOL

Unbeliever, you will vote for whomever I tell you to.

This is not negotiable.

Rosalind wrote:
> I should stop trying to sway the vote using the weight of my
> boobs....

No, no, no. You must take advantage of such...assets.

Wobbly Sumo wrote:
> How did you win that?

I won it by sending in a text message (I was bored) of what I thought was the best fight scene in a movie. I said Puffy the dog Vs Ben Stiller in “There’s Something About Mary”.

Hoho, double pun..

Wait a second!

I did it too! Nooooooo!