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"Funniest football story of the day!"

According to the Daily Mirror, Manchester United have set their sights on a young American goalkeeper...who suffers from Tourette's Syndrome! :D :D

I can just imagine the press conferences and interviews after the game being filled with sporadic swearing and odd noises...and that's just Fergie.

He'll be the perfect replacement for Peter Schemichel- maybe not in ability and nose redness, but he'll be great at shouting at phil Neville!
:D

Yeah, it is Tim Howard.

I read this yesterday.
(Did you see the bit inside The Mirror about those 16-year-old who cut-off a border-collie puppies ears with a blunt pair of scissors?? Horrible!)

How can they honestly believe an unknown AMERICAN goalkeeper is on Fergie's Summer shopping-list - let alone even being lined-up as Fabien Barthez's replacement!?!?


But, if he still suffers from his 'problem', with all that random shouting and swearing, it'd make for an interesting season-or-two in the United dressing-room with both Roy Keane and Fergie in there! :D

Totoro wrote:

I can just imagine the press conferences and interviews after the game being filled with sporadic swearing and odd noises...and that's just Fergie.
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Great stuff mate.

=D

lalakersrule wrote:
> Are you talking about Tim Howard. If so that makes it even funnier
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> TIMMAY!!!! :D

CLASSIC!!

Are you talking about Tim Howard. If so that makes it even funnier

TIMMAY!!!! :D

Probably gone something like....

*Boot*

*hit*

Ow. Alex that *AHHHHH* really *MUUUUUUR* hurt.. why *MARRRRGILLBOOF* did you *swearword* do that?? *MMEEEEEERRRGGG!!!!!*

And thats the Beckham version anyone wanna do the tourette version :P

Wonder what he would of done if he was in Beckhams shoes, when Fergie kicked the boot at him.

I think Ian Feuer (Luton Town, West Ham, Rushden and Diamonds) was a bit like that as well- but then what do you expect when most of his family are musicians in Las Vegas.

They'll be more than boots flying thats for sure ;)