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"Should I take a bath with a plugged in toaster ?"

I have dissertation to be in friday - can't be @ssed with it. It'd be a lot easier to jump in the bath with a morphy richards. Waddya thinK?

;cD > (Note : Borat Sagdiyev does NOT condone bathing with electrical appliances)

Dr Duck wrote:
> What should I do with my toaster?

Take it apart piece by piece and begin swallowing them. Then sit back and prey for some kind of metallic poisoning.

My dissertation has to be in on wednsday, and our flat doesn't have a bath.

What should I do with my toaster?

i don't know who left the post, but i still think the best one is :
Jeffrey dropped half a digestive biscuit in his tea, he got £7000.

and heres another :
Bungles M&Ms melted in his hand, not in his mouth, he got £40,000

and so on.

£49,999,999,999,999.73 of this went to my good friends at Claims Direct.

I got 27pence, so now I can start to rebuild my life.

:|

Stop short of suicide and instead just toast your fingers. That way you'll have a flawless excuse and you can also claim compensation and appear on one of those annoying adverts: "An electrical appliance went wrong, so I contacted Claims Direct, and I was awarded 50 trillion pounds".

I have dissertation to be in friday - can't be @ssed with it. It'd be a lot easier to jump in the bath with a morphy richards. Waddya thinK?

;cD > (Note : Borat Sagdiyev does NOT condone bathing with electrical appliances)