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"Your powers?"

OK I am extremely bored and have just been watching X - Men and want to know how many of you out there have mutant powers **Takes antoher swig of vodka**. I have the power to predict the future! Like once, I was eating then I said I wish I had a pizza and the Pizza Hut advert came on TV! Coincedence? I think not!

Black Glove wrote:
> Heh, I pick and choose when to be trivial.
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Ah, in which case - Come, to the Smart-Cave!

I can produce gas from my bottom and sometimes sick up like the Fly. I can also rectally sculpt my stools into simple animal shapes.

They call me sickboyamon.

Heh, I pick and choose when to be trivial. Talking nonsense is sometimes good for the soul.

Sucks to be you eh?

I've just noticed that my 'half-witted' comment has been edited by someone with supreme text-altering powers.... but I guess that's the price I must pay for being a dullard.

I have the ability to be surrounded by dullards and halfwits at will.

*points down*

See?

Black Glove wrote:
> ...discussing high matters with carrion crows...

Why carrion crows?

What about jackdaws, ravens, rooks, magpies, jays and hooded crows?

Are they not good enough for you?

I have the mystical power of being able to predict which tellytubby will get the TV on its belly every time.

It's actually quite scary how good I am.

:S

i can also predict the future.

i had a premontition I'd be giving birth to a pavement pizza after swigging cocktails. sure enough, several hours later, I was hugging a toilet.

I have a wide variety of Super-powers.

I'm also a pathological liar.