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"Your powers?"

OK I am extremely bored and have just been watching X - Men and want to know how many of you out there have mutant powers **Takes antoher swig of vodka**. I have the power to predict the future! Like once, I was eating then I said I wish I had a pizza and the Pizza Hut advert came on TV! Coincedence? I think not!

I am Jessica Rabbit...not a mutant but the cooolest chick character about

he he he

I'm Cubist **Spins Stake**
The Vampire Slayer
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Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
> Holy intelligent discussion Goatboy.


"To the fapcave!"

I have the power to listen to old peoples stories that go nowhere, without getting too bored.

More of an ability really.

*Feels inadequate*

I am a 'mutant'


well.....actually i have a condition called rhaynauds which means my hands and feet go ice cold in not so nice whether...maybe swell up and go blue. My red blood cells are not only 'screwed' but 'mutated' as they cannot contain the heat .....

anyway my powers with my mutantness are

1) I can run at people and shock people with my super cold hands and
2) I am really seeing my crappy condition as a cool mutant ability to over shadow the fact its poo

mmmm...its nice in my little world

The sagacious one wrote:
> I can also rectally sculpt my stools into simple animal shapes.

I envy animal shapes, mine are always in the shapeof the moon, a half moon.

Black Glove wrote:
> Carrion crows are especially learned in high matters. It's something I
> was told by Hedge Witch by Henrietta the Green.

Now I know I'm spouting gobbledegook :) Best shut up.

*puts underpants over troooosers*

Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
> Why carrion crows?
> What about jackdaws, ravens, rooks, magpies, jays and hooded crows?
> Are they not good enough for you?

Carrion crows are especially learned in high matters. It's something I was told by Hedge Witch by Henrietta the Green.

Holy intelligent discussion Goatboy.

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