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"What is this about handing in your guns?"

http://www.er-no.tv/DSCN1492.JPG

Thats what I have just found in my attic.

Who wants to play?

This kid I knew (he's at Oxford now) had a human skeleton in his house. Fair enough, his dad's a doctor... but an eye doctor!

*dun dun dun duuuuuuun!*

monkey_man wrote:
> er-no, as much as I respect your gunnyness and your replica
> film-makery, you have nothing on a mate from Uni who has lots of guns,
> working and replica, including shotguns, hanguns, automatic rifles,
> real bullets and parts of various decomissioned military equipment.
> But get this...he has a human skull on display in his house. He is a
> very scary person to know.

I have a military unit parked outside my house with a 60foot radio mast on top. I can track any flying unit within eighty miles. I also have NATO camoflage upstairs (as sported by me at http://www.er-no.tv/joby.jpg).

A human skull? Thats just sick.

I am protecting myself.

Pfft you've got it all wrong Monkey man. "Er-no" is soviet code for...Wait while I translate...**Ponders**..."Er" = Jose, "-" = "ph" and "no" simply represents the letter "S". You wouldn't have some distant Russian great grand parents who may have been a dictator at some point have you?

Ah. Should have guessed.

His name is Saddam Bin Laden Hussein and he's from Iraq.

Do you live in army baracks or summat?

er-no, as much as I respect your gunnyness and your replica film-makery, you have nothing on a mate from Uni who has lots of guns, working and replica, including shotguns, hanguns, automatic rifles, real bullets and parts of various decomissioned military equipment. But get this...he has a human skull on display in his house. He is a very scary person to know.

p.s. that knife looks cool, does it cut through human flesh as well as it looks like it does?

yeah, dammit spoil sport coppers. I had to hand in my rocket propelled grenade launcher, anti aircraft flak cannon and plasma rifle with a 20 gigawatt range.

I can't understand all the hype, really

I'm the bad guy all the girls want....

.. no no...

Blo u way wit my gun.