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This man is a legend. He's been busking in Nottingham City Center for over twenty years. He happily sits on his little stool hitting random notes on his brightly colored Xylophone.
Given the funds this guy could be bigger than the Spice Girls, Eminem, or even the Beatles if he was only given a chance.
Now, you can suppot Xylophone-Man in his quest to be a Rock God*! Print these pictures off, plaster them all over your town, make T-Shirts, stick them over your little sister.Whatever!
http://www.geocities.com/nottsxyloman/xylorock.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/xylo1.jpg
Xylophone-Man needs YOU!
*You won't actually be helping him, what with the pictures being free. But hey. He's a legend and we love him.
Given the funds this guy could be bigger than the Spice Girls, Eminem, or even the Beatles if he was only given a chance.
Now, you can suppot Xylophone-Man in his quest to be a Rock God*! Print these pictures off, plaster them all over your town, make T-Shirts, stick them over your little sister.Whatever!
http://www.geocities.com/nottsxyloman/xylorock.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/xylo1.jpg
Xylophone-Man needs YOU!
*You won't actually be helping him, what with the pictures being free. But hey. He's a legend and we love him.
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He doesn't play any recognisible tunes as such...more like free-style jazz, with a hint of foot-stompy.
The way that he is holding his stick thing makes him look like an amateur...
He'd reach you a thing or two.
About xylophones, anyway.
About xylophones, anyway.
I'm a master gamalan player, xylophones are for chumps.
Well, why don't you go down to Nottingham High Street with you rGamalan, set up opposite Xylophone Man and see how the public responds. You'll be strung up in seconds for trying to usurp the Fantastic Mr XyloMan on his own turf. It's the Hobo law.
Yeah well check out my version of Wonderwall
*plink plink plonk plinkty plonk donk plink plink plinkplonky plooonk*
I think you are now eating humble pie, eh my friend?
*plink plink plonk plinkty plonk donk plink plink plinkplonky plooonk*
I think you are now eating humble pie, eh my friend?
Xylophone Man stamps his feet with the music. STAMPS HIS FFET! How can you compete with that!?
I play my instrument with my purple oboe. The resonance is quite faptastic.
monkey_man wrote:
> Xylophone Man stamps his feet with the music. STAMPS HIS FFET! How
> can you compete with that!?
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And that smile! He has like all the time! I think he's Santa...What? He looks like him. AND NO ONE EVER SEES HIM ON CHRISTMAS DAY!
> Xylophone Man stamps his feet with the music. STAMPS HIS FFET! How
> can you compete with that!?
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And that smile! He has like all the time! I think he's Santa...What? He looks like him. AND NO ONE EVER SEES HIM ON CHRISTMAS DAY!
I see him most of the time I go into town (nottingham). Hes so cool, especially when he does that little "foot stamp" manouvre :P
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