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"Dislocated it!"

Foreword: Totally pointless story loosely based around me...


Today I was in RE (my favourite less, naturally) and we were doing group work (joy!). I was sat there talking and cracking my knucles as I often do and I felt a wierd tingling and my right ring finger was just hanging odly and I couldnt move it. My mate who is a big time sports dude said it was dislocated and I would have to put it back in. Who'd have thought pushing a knuckle back into a joint would be so tough! It took me like 10 minutes and it is fine now (bit bruised).

Both of my ring fingers are crappy, the other one is the one that has metal screws in from a rugby accident, maybe I could have them replaced with grappling hooks or something useful!

I'm 6'5" with bulging biceps, massive pecs, and can lift three sturdy sailors without breaking a sweat.

So you, Mr. MoJo ARE WRONG.

You solid dude :-D

I walked around with a dislocated toe for 3 weeks without noticing :-)

That isn't true actually, I got told by a finger specialist when I was having surgery on my broken finger.

*clicks them*

don't click your fingers you'll get arthritis when your older...

I do it to but who listens to their own advice!?

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I can't imagine Kyzz playing rugby. Maybe because I picture him as a
> tiny, nerdy 15 year old. But then I see you ALL like that.

I am a pretty big & well built guy actually mate :-)


My finger feels fine today except whenever I bend it it clicks/cracks/crunches, which can't be too good. Ah well, the damage is done.

Add 3 years and thats an accurate assessment of me.

Gee, thanks...

I can't imagine Kyzz playing rugby. Maybe because I picture him as a tiny, nerdy 15 year old. But then I see you ALL like that.

Or something along those lines.

Probably not in a finger, but if you dislocated a large part of the body. Knee. Shoulder.

Something like that.