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> Anyway, sex, right. I was 872 weeks old (and a half), and it was up a
> tree with a man named Sandra.
With a man called Sandra? And up a tree? I'm phoning the police.
> You do know Im talking about sex.
Oh right, I was going to relate to you the sorry tale of the first time I tried Irn-Bru.
Anyway, sex, right. I was 872 weeks old (and a half), and it was up a tree with a man named Sandra. Well fit she was. I was picking bits of twig out of my butt for days, though.