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the Nazi's hideout was hilarious. It was like this underground sewer, even though he had loads of money and his grand-daughter was President of the Human rights Organisation (the perfect cover for Nazis, don't you think?). The funniest bit was when she was wheeling the old Nazi along in his wheelchair and he was explaining why he needed the scroll. Think about it, she's about 35 and he's probably told her this story loads of times, just convenient that he did it there and then for the camera. I have this mental image of her going "*sigh* Yes Grandad, I've heard your story about how you have to find the secret scroll and control the world. Time for your pea soup.". The Grandad's numberplate even spelt the word "NZY"! (say it quickly).
Just an utter, utter waste of time. The beginning fight scene between Chow Yun and his master was pretty good, but the backgrounds were obviously fake and it's been done plenty of times in plenty of better action/kung-fu movies. So many plot holes to mention here, and so much bad science and stolen scenes to count. Also, did anyone notice the startling resemblance between the Nazi's torture machine and the one in the Princess Bride? Made me laugh out loud in the cinema, which was unusually quiet. Hmmmmm. He wasn't even bulletproof, either. In fact, the first thing he does is get shot. Then a bullet goes past him in slow-mo a bit later, but that was going to miss anyway. In my opinion, a much better fish-out-of-water-kung-fu-action-flick is "Repo Man". Check that out and see how people should be taught martial arts and how to dodge bullets.
Bah.
And yes this is the last time I mention my holiday.
How wrong can a man be.
> Morgan Freeman is an amazing man. Just by appearing in a film he has
> the power to make it watchable.
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To prove this point - I'm off to see Dreamcatcher tonight, knowing nothing except that Morgan Freeman is in it. And that's all I need to know.
Well if this is the case, how cme at the end when Kar becomes one of the new guarders, how come that Yun fat guy directly refers to him as Kar.