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Everyone always comments on the XBOX's size. Everyone comments on the XBOX's controller size. And im sure there just as sick as hearing "Halo, Halo, Hard Drive, Halo, Power..." But I have something to say to them. Imaging the situation - its late at night, your all alone in bed, and all of a sudden, a stranger smashes through your window with a knife! What to do?
Situation A: You have a game Cube, and its next to you on your desk by your bed - You grab it by its handy dandy handle, swing it around it a bit as if it was a hand bag, then with a gentle "Poof" action you tap it on you enemies head. He is not hurt, or amused by your purple gaming purse, and puts the knife to your neck - you reach out for your controller to try and use the cord to strangle him, but its a "Wavebird"...tough luck mate...The normal corded one cannot be found, but anyways, it would have snapped like a babies toy...
Situation B: You have a PS2 and its next to you on your desk by your bed - You jump up and go to grab it, but a collection of useless addons are in the way and plugged in all over the place (The hard drive, online port, multi tap...) and as you carefully unplug the monstrous and elaborately large controller connectors, you are to late - never mind...Even if you could get it out, its full of hollow holes so its no where near heavy enough to knock your opponent out...
Situation X: You have an XBOX and its next to you on your desk by your bed - You jump up, and pull it from the wall, the very clever controller "Inline releases" let the controllers pop out with no fuss, and you smash your faithful XBOX over the bad guys head - he gets dazed, so you hit him again. He passes out in a pool of blood, and the sturdy XBOX is in tack. You then get the controllers and use the extra long green and strong leads to tie him up on the floor, and shove another controller in his mouth, with an S Controller up his rectum. All is well.
I hope that shut up some purple, handled GC owners and some "We will get an addon soon..." PS2 fan boys...
p.s. This is a fun feature - don't take it seriously, I love all 3 consoles, but I think people shrug of the XBOX purely because of its size, which isn't fair...it has some great games you know!
Situation A: You have a game Cube, and its next to you on your desk by your bed - You grab it by its handy dandy handle, swing it around it a bit as if it was a hand bag, then with a gentle "Poof" action you tap it on you enemies head. He is not hurt, or amused by your purple gaming purse, and puts the knife to your neck - you reach out for your controller to try and use the cord to strangle him, but its a "Wavebird"...tough luck mate...The normal corded one cannot be found, but anyways, it would have snapped like a babies toy...
Situation B: You have a PS2 and its next to you on your desk by your bed - You jump up and go to grab it, but a collection of useless addons are in the way and plugged in all over the place (The hard drive, online port, multi tap...) and as you carefully unplug the monstrous and elaborately large controller connectors, you are to late - never mind...Even if you could get it out, its full of hollow holes so its no where near heavy enough to knock your opponent out...
Situation X: You have an XBOX and its next to you on your desk by your bed - You jump up, and pull it from the wall, the very clever controller "Inline releases" let the controllers pop out with no fuss, and you smash your faithful XBOX over the bad guys head - he gets dazed, so you hit him again. He passes out in a pool of blood, and the sturdy XBOX is in tack. You then get the controllers and use the extra long green and strong leads to tie him up on the floor, and shove another controller in his mouth, with an S Controller up his rectum. All is well.
I hope that shut up some purple, handled GC owners and some "We will get an addon soon..." PS2 fan boys...
p.s. This is a fun feature - don't take it seriously, I love all 3 consoles, but I think people shrug of the XBOX purely because of its size, which isn't fair...it has some great games you know!
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While mildly entertaining, this is massively biased and by insulting the other consoles so much you're contradicting yourself - for that is what you're arguing against. Bit idiotic that.
What an interesting idea :D Have you considered therapy?
But thanks for the tip. I'll now rest assured that should a bad guy come into the room, I should ignore the other consoles and reach for the Xbox to hit him with.
YES!
But thanks for the tip. I'll now rest assured that should a bad guy come into the room, I should ignore the other consoles and reach for the Xbox to hit him with.
YES!
Mwahahahahahaha!
TGMbloke wrote:
> p.s. This is a fun feature - don't take it seriously, I love all 3
> consoles, but I think people shrug of the XBOX purely because of its
> size, which isn't fair...it has some great games you know!
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We should know. I mean, this IS the XBox forum after all.
Oh, and moderately amusing post there mate. :D
> p.s. This is a fun feature - don't take it seriously, I love all 3
> consoles, but I think people shrug of the XBOX purely because of its
> size, which isn't fair...it has some great games you know!
*
We should know. I mean, this IS the XBox forum after all.
Oh, and moderately amusing post there mate. :D
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