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"Your favourite film quotes!!"

What are your favourite film quotes!!

Yes, I just noticed that I won Filmaday Yesterday! All this talk makes me think I,ll get "Dogma" as my prize!

Thanks Filmaday!

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Jay:
"Tell me something about me then"
The 13th Apostle:
"You m*sturbate more than anyone on the planet"
Jay:
"Tell me something that isn't common knowledge"
The 13th Apostle:
"When you do it, you're mainly thinking about guys"

-Dogma

Snoochy Boochies

"My cousin Walter got a cat stuck up his a** once"

-Mallrats

Brodie: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega

Mallrats (1995)

Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, you're mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.

Dogma (1999)

Hooray! A Kevin Smith fan! has anybody else seen Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy or Dogma? Did you know his new film is gonna be called 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'?

Snoogens.

"I haven't got a pot to pee* in or a window to throw it out of"

True Romance

* pee replaces actuale word used.

The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fu**ed.

From the film Braveheart.



"Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

From the film Clerks.

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

Hannibal from the film "The Silence of the Lambs"