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Once I had a very good game,
It was called sonic.
However after this,
Sega just went chronic.
The master system sucked,
The Saturn was half cocked,
The dreamcast was just trite,
And the rest, they were just s***e.
Bad marketing schemes
No facial creams
And no original games,
All added to sega's demise.
"What was the Saturn,
my brother asks?"
Whatever it was, it was half assed.
To us it is as clear as crystal,
Sega just must pull a pistol,
Point the muzzle at its head,
Then release that ball of lead,
Then my friends,
Sega shall be truly dead
It was called sonic.
However after this,
Sega just went chronic.
The master system sucked,
The Saturn was half cocked,
The dreamcast was just trite,
And the rest, they were just s***e.
Bad marketing schemes
No facial creams
And no original games,
All added to sega's demise.
"What was the Saturn,
my brother asks?"
Whatever it was, it was half assed.
To us it is as clear as crystal,
Sega just must pull a pistol,
Point the muzzle at its head,
Then release that ball of lead,
Then my friends,
Sega shall be truly dead
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Once I had a very good game,
It was called sonic.
However after this,
Sega just went chronic.
The master system sucked,
The Saturn was half cocked,
The dreamcast was just trite,
And the rest, they were just s***e.
Bad marketing schemes
No facial creams
And no original games,
All added to sega's demise.
"What was the Saturn,
my brother asks?"
Whatever it was, it was half assed.
To us it is as clear as crystal,
Sega just must pull a pistol,
Point the muzzle at its head,
Then release that ball of lead,
Then my friends,
Sega shall be truly dead
It was called sonic.
However after this,
Sega just went chronic.
The master system sucked,
The Saturn was half cocked,
The dreamcast was just trite,
And the rest, they were just s***e.
Bad marketing schemes
No facial creams
And no original games,
All added to sega's demise.
"What was the Saturn,
my brother asks?"
Whatever it was, it was half assed.
To us it is as clear as crystal,
Sega just must pull a pistol,
Point the muzzle at its head,
Then release that ball of lead,
Then my friends,
Sega shall be truly dead
Page: