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It was called sonic.
However after this,
Sega just went chronic.
The master system sucked,
The Saturn was half cocked,
The dreamcast was just trite,
And the rest, they were just s***e.
Bad marketing schemes
No facial creams
And no original games,
All added to sega's demise.
"What was the Saturn,
my brother asks?"
Whatever it was, it was half assed.
To us it is as clear as crystal,
Sega just must pull a pistol,
Point the muzzle at its head,
Then release that ball of lead,
Then my friends,
Sega shall be truly dead
We all know Sega is the market leader for innovation - I dare someone to prove me wrong (what's that? You can't prove me wrong? Oh well)
But seriously if you want a laugh then that's fine - maybe Sega will anounce something soon regarding the status of DC and how many games we'll be getting.
If Half Life has Multi Player then the DC is a success if not then it's gonna fail - accoring to Sierra et al...
You better hope that Sega don't put a bullet to their head mate, or Sony are well and truly screwed for ideas.
And now he will shut up and stop the stupid songs and poems otherwise he will die with a DC near him and a PS2 smashes to bits.