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The reason I bring this up is because I missed by bathroom time this morning, which resulted in me missing the train for Uni and missing yet another day out of my boring Uni schedule. Part my fault, part the fault of my retarded family who practically live in the bathroom together like some kind of inbred Hick infestation. I usually get up at 6am on Tuesdays and Fridays - my lectures are at 9am and the train is at 7:35. I get my breakfast and make the bathroom by 6:15. now I know it sounds petty, but there was someone in there. So I sat down again and waited patiently, but 6:30 is my brother's time and he gets angry if he misses his slot.
So by now it's nearly 6:45 and I have to leave at 7 if I want to make my train. But my brother is still in the shower. Still there at 6:55, getting desperate now. He finally comes out around 7, but now it's my Mum's turn to get in there. Remember, these are both people that live by their daily routines. Any upset in that routine could lead to months of therapy at some sort of institute for looneys. And this all leaves me well and truly stuffed. Reasoning with them is no good - they were using the bathroom long before you, therefore they have more rights and priviliges.
And there we have it. My whole day ruined because I made the simple mistake of missing my bathroom slot. The only winner is my Dad, who goes in the bathroom at 5 in the morning, then he's already left for work before our alarms even go off and misses all the fun of BATHROOM TIME!!!
> I get to miss another lecture and have to do Astronomy coursework.
"We Like the Moon!
Because it is close to us.
We Like the Moooooon!
But not as much as a spoon.
'cos thats more use for eating soup..."
etc etc.
> I have to do Astronomy coursework.
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"This is the moon. It is big and far, far away. If you go into space, you need a snorkel and moon-boots otherwise you are pushed into the space by gravity.
Gravity is not the stuff you put on chicken and stuffing, it is heavy. Heavy like metal, but not the heavy metal that you play on a guitar.
That is neither heavy in mass, nor made from metal.
Many famous people have gone into space, but also so have dogs and monkeys.
Some people think ants live in the moon, but that is silly.
There are other planets like Jupiter and Mars, but we haven't gone to those because they are not near us like the moon and Stoke."
There you go mate, dont forget to credit me