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"I'm off to Thailand next week"

I'm going to Koh Sumai in time for the Thai new year, then it's on to the full moon party on the neighbouring island and then down Patong, Crabbi and Pi Pi islands to do some snorkelling and locals girls. Three weeks of bliss I hope...

Man I'm going to be skint when I get back.

The sagacious one wrote:
> >
> Could be Krabi, feudian slip. The coast in the region is awesome from
> what my mates tell me.

It is. Fantastic beaches, towering cliffs, jungle, huge rocks rising out of the water (hundereds of feet high) and lots of little sand banks off these forested pillars, with bars on them. Oh yes. Its utterly fantastic. :D

I really cannot wait to get out into paradise.
> Though our first night in Bangkok might not be quite the nirvana that
> the rest of Thailand offers.

Bangkok is itneresting, but not really very nice.

Sort of worth a day around. Maybe.

My mate and his brother were sat in McDonalds (they're everywhere) talking to some lady boys whilst feeding a small dog bits of chicken whilst in Thailand. It doesn't get much stranger than that (apart from when they saw an elephant walk by and everybody acted like it was the most normal thing in the world... an ELEPHANT for Jimmy's sake!)

I see a ladyboy feast

hoho

Goatboy wrote:

> Or steal a Sampan and have races, pretending to be in Vietnam.

As it happens we are planning an excursion into Cambodia to rescue our mate Charlie who was captured in the Vietnam war. As American troops were never officially in Cambodia no one has gone in to save him yet. According to the latest intelligence reports, he's forced to sleep with attractive local girls and feast on wild boar. This is forbidden according to the Geneva convention (of Star Trek fans). We want to end this torment and bring him out of there.

The sagacious one wrote:
> His own beard or someone elses?

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He was sketchy on the details, but I believe it involved a bar fight, two men and a one legged goat.

Seek out Scaramanga's lair and throw stones at it from a boat.

Or steal a Sampan and have races, pretending to be in Vietnam.

Cyclone wrote:
> The sagacious one wrote:
> Crabbi
> If thats where I think it is (might be Krabi, not sure) you are very
> very lucky.

Could be Krabi, feudian slip. The coast in the region is awesome from what my mates tell me. I really cannot wait to get out into paradise. Though our first night in Bangkok might not be quite the nirvana that the rest of Thailand offers.

"to do some snorkelling and locals girls."

I miss you already. And you're still here.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Crabbi

If thats where I think it is (might be Krabi, not sure) you are very very lucky.

The Thai coast along there is incredible.

Worth the flight easy.

Enjoy :)

The sagacious one wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> Ladyboys galore! Look out for Gary Glitter though, he might try and
> do you up himself.
>
> Is that in the pejorative sense or the cockney rhyming?

It's the C***-er-nee rhythms of a dolcet tone, me old mucka'.