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Quite recently, in a forum you’re in now, was a young boy named Final Fantasy Fanatic, or FFF for short. Until very recently, FFF was a good and wholesome poster, posting many great tales of daring adventures and the like. Yet, the Slightly Gray Side, in the guise of PB, whose real name has been lost in the aeons of time, corrupted him, and, like all young, senseless apprentices FFF turned to the Slightly Grey Side. His powers, now turned grey, shall forever continue, and soon the numbing flamming shall set in. First one small, powerless, unsuspecting JAT, then, THE WORLD. It is on one such days, that we have found the “innocent” FFF, in a room with a small window, typing rapidly on his computer, wearing a spray-painted black saucepan attached to a ventilator.
FFF- Huh? Is that a cammera?
Drunk Cow- Moo.
FFF slaps Drunk Cow [DC henceforth] on the back of the head.
FFF- It’s a name. You’re not actually a cow.
DC- Oh.
FFF- Huh? Is that a camera?
DC- Yup.
FFF- Are you filming me, to give information of my whereabouts to another apprentice of my master?
DC- Yup.
At this point, Parr jumps through the window.
FFF- Huh? Is that a camera?
Parr- Er… No.
FFF- OK then.
DC coughs loudly.
FFF- Oh yeah… Where was I?
DC- Something about me giving head to your sister.
FFF- Oh! That’s right, as I was saying, will this be given to the apprentice of my master, who will later grow to be stronger than me?
Parr- Hold it! Will it be possible for this evidence to be used in court?
FFF- What evidence?
Parr- Oh… Sorry, wrong place.
Parr moves in front of DC’s camera.
Parr- You have the force Luke.
Parr jumps back out the window, falling on the glass he broke the first time.
Parr [from beyond the window]- I’m alright!
Parr falls back on the ground, screaming in pain.
Parr- Umm… A little help?
FFF- Anyway… Will it be given to that guy who knows my master?
DC- Yup.
FFF- OK then.
DC- Can you take off your mask for a second please? So I can get a nice picture of you with the ventilator?
FFF- Agh! Get out, you little, insignificant REGULAR!
DC runs out screaming something about not being a regular. As we can see, FFF is not the most considerate person…
Chapter 1
It all began one summers day, when, whilst all his “friends” were outside, BEARDS sat watching the video which had been given to him, many years ago…
The street was cold, a wind whipped round the figures silhouted in the sunlight, as the dark buildings towered above them.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC- Shush.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC coughs loudly.
DC- Shush.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC- SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Kyz22-…
DC- Sorry.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC jumps at Kyz22, and grapples him to the floor, kicking him with his sandals. Kyz22, seeming undetered by DC’s attempts…
Kyz22- Nice shoes.
DC- They’re not shoes, they’re sandals.
Kyz22- Umm… Do you wanna stop kicking me?
DC- Hmm… Let me see. No.
Kyz22- Ok then.
DC’s assault on Kyz22 [henceforth “Kyz”] goes on for another 26 minutes.
DC- Sigh.
Kyz- Well, that was fun.
DC- Sure was.
Kyz- Hiya DC!
DC- Oh shut the hell up.
Kyz- Do you have the tape?
DC- Yeah…
DC hands over precious footage of FFF.
Kyz- Thanks.
DC- No biggie.
Kyz- Let’s go for a ride…
Kyz leads DC to a Mazda 3.1 Speeder.
Kyz- Let’s go for a ride…
DC- Didn’t you just say that?
Kyz- Yeah, but it didn’t feel right the first time.
DC inspects the speeder closely…
DC- Well, OK then.
Kyz- My speeder’s right over there.
Kyz moves over to a smaller, slightly crumpled FIAT speeder, and opens the door. A few hours later, still in the speeder, DC is fiddling with what appears to be a long, oblong shaped object in his coat pocket.
DC- Stop! This is the end of the line for you Kyz!
Kyz’s eyes widen as he catches sight of the object in DC’s pocket.
Kyz- Please! Don’t shoot!
DC- No, I mean it, this is the end of the line!
Kyz- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
DC- Oh for God’s sake…
DC grabs the steering wheel and veers across the road.
Kyz- Oh! Wrong LANE, you really need to work on you're spelling!
DC- Whoops, did I do bad?
Kyz- Numbnuts.
DC- Whoops. Would you like a bannana?
DC pulls the object out from his pocket.
Kyz- I think I’ll pass on that one actually.
Suddenly, FFF falls from above them onto the bonnet of the speeder.
FFF- Mwahahaha! I have you know Kyz!
Parr follows FFF, falling on the boot.
Kyz- No! Not FFF!
Parr- You have the right to remain silent.
Kyz [whimpering] - Why did you say that Parr?
Parr- Umm… er…
FFF- Huh? Is that a cammera?
Drunk Cow- Moo.
FFF slaps Drunk Cow [DC henceforth] on the back of the head.
FFF- It’s a name. You’re not actually a cow.
DC- Oh.
FFF- Huh? Is that a camera?
DC- Yup.
FFF- Are you filming me, to give information of my whereabouts to another apprentice of my master?
DC- Yup.
At this point, Parr jumps through the window.
FFF- Huh? Is that a camera?
Parr- Er… No.
FFF- OK then.
DC coughs loudly.
FFF- Oh yeah… Where was I?
DC- Something about me giving head to your sister.
FFF- Oh! That’s right, as I was saying, will this be given to the apprentice of my master, who will later grow to be stronger than me?
Parr- Hold it! Will it be possible for this evidence to be used in court?
FFF- What evidence?
Parr- Oh… Sorry, wrong place.
Parr moves in front of DC’s camera.
Parr- You have the force Luke.
Parr jumps back out the window, falling on the glass he broke the first time.
Parr [from beyond the window]- I’m alright!
Parr falls back on the ground, screaming in pain.
Parr- Umm… A little help?
FFF- Anyway… Will it be given to that guy who knows my master?
DC- Yup.
FFF- OK then.
DC- Can you take off your mask for a second please? So I can get a nice picture of you with the ventilator?
FFF- Agh! Get out, you little, insignificant REGULAR!
DC runs out screaming something about not being a regular. As we can see, FFF is not the most considerate person…
Chapter 1
It all began one summers day, when, whilst all his “friends” were outside, BEARDS sat watching the video which had been given to him, many years ago…
The street was cold, a wind whipped round the figures silhouted in the sunlight, as the dark buildings towered above them.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC- Shush.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC coughs loudly.
DC- Shush.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC- SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Kyz22-…
DC- Sorry.
Kyz22- Hiya DC!
DC jumps at Kyz22, and grapples him to the floor, kicking him with his sandals. Kyz22, seeming undetered by DC’s attempts…
Kyz22- Nice shoes.
DC- They’re not shoes, they’re sandals.
Kyz22- Umm… Do you wanna stop kicking me?
DC- Hmm… Let me see. No.
Kyz22- Ok then.
DC’s assault on Kyz22 [henceforth “Kyz”] goes on for another 26 minutes.
DC- Sigh.
Kyz- Well, that was fun.
DC- Sure was.
Kyz- Hiya DC!
DC- Oh shut the hell up.
Kyz- Do you have the tape?
DC- Yeah…
DC hands over precious footage of FFF.
Kyz- Thanks.
DC- No biggie.
Kyz- Let’s go for a ride…
Kyz leads DC to a Mazda 3.1 Speeder.
Kyz- Let’s go for a ride…
DC- Didn’t you just say that?
Kyz- Yeah, but it didn’t feel right the first time.
DC inspects the speeder closely…
DC- Well, OK then.
Kyz- My speeder’s right over there.
Kyz moves over to a smaller, slightly crumpled FIAT speeder, and opens the door. A few hours later, still in the speeder, DC is fiddling with what appears to be a long, oblong shaped object in his coat pocket.
DC- Stop! This is the end of the line for you Kyz!
Kyz’s eyes widen as he catches sight of the object in DC’s pocket.
Kyz- Please! Don’t shoot!
DC- No, I mean it, this is the end of the line!
Kyz- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
DC- Oh for God’s sake…
DC grabs the steering wheel and veers across the road.
Kyz- Oh! Wrong LANE, you really need to work on you're spelling!
DC- Whoops, did I do bad?
Kyz- Numbnuts.
DC- Whoops. Would you like a bannana?
DC pulls the object out from his pocket.
Kyz- I think I’ll pass on that one actually.
Suddenly, FFF falls from above them onto the bonnet of the speeder.
FFF- Mwahahaha! I have you know Kyz!
Parr follows FFF, falling on the boot.
Kyz- No! Not FFF!
Parr- You have the right to remain silent.
Kyz [whimpering] - Why did you say that Parr?
Parr- Umm… er…
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aninem wrote:
> not meaning to be advertising or anyhting but...
>
> Go read my post, "Games day off!" i just wanna see if people
> like it, im trying to find if my writing skills have increased since
> last year[.]
What's the point? The thing you do is scan through a list of threads, and when you find one with an interesting title you read it. If people ain't reading your thread, that's your problem, and you don't need to write "Go visit this" in other people's thread... Damn advertising.
> not meaning to be advertising or anyhting but...
>
> Go read my post, "Games day off!" i just wanna see if people
> like it, im trying to find if my writing skills have increased since
> last year[.]
What's the point? The thing you do is scan through a list of threads, and when you find one with an interesting title you read it. If people ain't reading your thread, that's your problem, and you don't need to write "Go visit this" in other people's thread... Damn advertising.
not meaning to be advertising or anyhting but...
Go read my post, "Games day off!" i just wanna see if people like it, im trying to find if my writing skills have increased since last year
Go read my post, "Games day off!" i just wanna see if people like it, im trying to find if my writing skills have increased since last year
Oh, fine then. *Strops*. Hmm...
Look I'm typing something.
That was a fun read dude. Thanks for the mention.
*slaps Kyle 5*
That was a fun read dude. Thanks for the mention.
*slaps Kyle 5*
Flip mode!
On a side note (and don't take this badly) I've already used the Star Wars thingy for me story series:
A New Goat,
Stryke Strikes Back,
Return of the Reddy,
The Tamponman's Fence.
I really should do the next one.
On a side note (and don't take this badly) I've already used the Star Wars thingy for me story series:
A New Goat,
Stryke Strikes Back,
Return of the Reddy,
The Tamponman's Fence.
I really should do the next one.
Sylphetic wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Sylphetic wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> plotless
>
> Ah, the plot comes later... Or does it?
>
> I...dont know!
>
>
> Damn... What about you animen? Do you know?
ya sure... you see whats gonna happen is that
*has a heart attack and dies*
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Sylphetic wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> plotless
>
> Ah, the plot comes later... Or does it?
>
> I...dont know!
>
>
> Damn... What about you animen? Do you know?
ya sure... you see whats gonna happen is that
*has a heart attack and dies*
When was I mean?
I'm only mean when it's absolutly neccessary, and I can be bothered.
Was it just a little pop? Or a full-blown essay?
And only 1 person voted me Notable that I saw- and it wasn't you.
Still confused.
Whatever I said, I probably didn't mean it - you don't seem the kind of guy I'd attack.
Unless I was bored and a little annoyed at the world - then it's highly probable.
Tell me the story - me old brain's not what it used to be.
*Ponders*
I'm only mean when it's absolutly neccessary, and I can be bothered.
Was it just a little pop? Or a full-blown essay?
And only 1 person voted me Notable that I saw- and it wasn't you.
Still confused.
Whatever I said, I probably didn't mean it - you don't seem the kind of guy I'd attack.
Unless I was bored and a little annoyed at the world - then it's highly probable.
Tell me the story - me old brain's not what it used to be.
*Ponders*
That has the makings of a really good spoof trilogy . . .
Wll played mate!
made me laugh!
Wll played mate!
made me laugh!
It was a long time ago. Some damn thing. Someone flammed something, I thought it was me. Then you were mean to me FFF, and I voted you for Notable aswell... You are now on my blacklist.
Not a thing Kyz. Not a damn thing .
I'm a little confused.
I'm a little confused.
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