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"Silly Old Woman"

Walking home today with a bottle of water

I was bored and had drunk enough water

So I began to squirt it... its one of those funny top ones

So I'm walking, quite pleased with myself when an old woman heckles from round yonder

" Stop doing that "

" Erm sorry? "

" Stop spraying that "

" W-why? "

" You're making a mess "

" But errr its water "

" That's vandalism "

" You must go mental when it rains then "

And I walked off into the sunset

Damn crazy old people

Dr Duck wrote:
> It seems like every time you pass one in the street they cross to your
> side of the pavement so that you have to move out of their way.
>
> And that's why I kicked her zimmer frame over officer...

LOL

(I actually did laugh out loud)

Old people can rule sometimes though.

They annoy me immensely, but then they live in their own little world, where ALL young people are hooligans, and where everybody respects them.

Classic quotes include - "Somebody's been spitting here and I don't like it!" and from the same woman -

*friend sparks up a tab*

"It's no smoking here!"

"Yeah, I know"

*he continues to smoke, she looks angry*

Just the other day, a load of school kids got on on the metro as I was on my way home (quick stop off before work) and they were messing on. When some got off, one of them on the metro spat at one through the doors just as they closed, so he couldn't do anything. All the kids on the metro were laughing as we sped away from the gremmed on kid, and an old lady came up and, picking one at random, started asking if he'd like that done to him, and to think of his "poor mother". What she failed to realise was that the kid was a radgie. The kid she was talking to was a radgie. That's like complaining when a murderer kills another murderer.

Silly old people, they moan about the younger generation, when they are actually the problem, i really dont get on with old people, they annoy me too much...

This old woman moaned today after a car went around the corner at the same time that she was intending to cross!

"He could have waited for me." She said!

Stupid old cow....

cookie monster wrote:
> About 6 months ago the council employed a load of cowboy plumbers to
> re-knew the lead piping coming into the house,

Lead water pipes?

And you're still alive?

SHEEPY wrote:
> " You must go mental when it rains then "


If you actually said that, in the way that it reads, you rule :^)


Just recently old people have been pithing me off.

It seems like every time you pass one in the street they cross to your side of the pavement so that you have to move out of their way.

And that's why I kicked her zimmer frame over officer...

Tut tut tut.

* wags finger at SHEEPY *

Damn kids today....

You should have been all

"I'll vandalise your face it a minute!"

why weren't you all

"I'll vandalise your face it a minute!"

?

About 6 months ago the council employed a load of cowboy plumbers to re-knew the lead piping coming into the house, unsurpisingly they bungled the job, leading to numerous leakages. In as little as 6 months the water made a 2 inch wide by 3 inch deep hole. THATS the power of water.

Of course it's vandalism. Haven't you ever heard of weathering and erosion?

If you stood spraying that water for as little as a few hundred years, you could easily wear a hole in the pavement.