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Tue 25/03/03 at 16:00
Regular
Posts: 787
Walking home today with a bottle of water

I was bored and had drunk enough water

So I began to squirt it... its one of those funny top ones

So I'm walking, quite pleased with myself when an old woman heckles from round yonder

" Stop doing that "

" Erm sorry? "

" Stop spraying that "

" W-why? "

" You're making a mess "

" But errr its water "

" That's vandalism "

" You must go mental when it rains then "

And I walked off into the sunset

Damn crazy old people
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:00
Regular
"Excommunicated"
Posts: 23,284
Walking home today with a bottle of water

I was bored and had drunk enough water

So I began to squirt it... its one of those funny top ones

So I'm walking, quite pleased with myself when an old woman heckles from round yonder

" Stop doing that "

" Erm sorry? "

" Stop spraying that "

" W-why? "

" You're making a mess "

" But errr its water "

" That's vandalism "

" You must go mental when it rains then "

And I walked off into the sunset

Damn crazy old people
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:01
Regular
"+34 Intellect"
Posts: 21,334
LOL.

Vandalism indeed.
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:01
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
heh, that brightened up my day

:-D
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:06
"Darkness, always"
Posts: 9,603
Of course it's vandalism. Haven't you ever heard of weathering and erosion?

If you stood spraying that water for as little as a few hundred years, you could easily wear a hole in the pavement.
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:10
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"+34 Intellect"
Posts: 21,334
About 6 months ago the council employed a load of cowboy plumbers to re-knew the lead piping coming into the house, unsurpisingly they bungled the job, leading to numerous leakages. In as little as 6 months the water made a 2 inch wide by 3 inch deep hole. THATS the power of water.
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:51
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"Selected"
Posts: 4,199
You should have been all

"I'll vandalise your face it a minute!"

why weren't you all

"I'll vandalise your face it a minute!"

?
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:54
Regular
"Bounty housewife..."
Posts: 5,257
Tut tut tut.

* wags finger at SHEEPY *

Damn kids today....
Tue 25/03/03 at 16:55
Regular
Posts: 8,220
SHEEPY wrote:
> " You must go mental when it rains then "


If you actually said that, in the way that it reads, you rule :^)


Just recently old people have been pithing me off.

It seems like every time you pass one in the street they cross to your side of the pavement so that you have to move out of their way.

And that's why I kicked her zimmer frame over officer...
Tue 25/03/03 at 17:12
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"Cardboard Tube Ninj"
Posts: 2,221
cookie monster wrote:
> About 6 months ago the council employed a load of cowboy plumbers to
> re-knew the lead piping coming into the house,

Lead water pipes?

And you're still alive?
Tue 25/03/03 at 17:30
Regular
"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
This old woman moaned today after a car went around the corner at the same time that she was intending to cross!

"He could have waited for me." She said!

Stupid old cow....

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