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"Oh no."

There's some kind of old lady door to door thing happening outside and I think they spotted me.

Ha! I do the same with guysers at halloween. Although usually i cant hear them ringing the door bell. But its not my problem, lousy freeloaders.

Goatboy wrote:

> Gothic METAL made by a man called Danni.

who used to be THE hottest bloke ever, but he has put on some weight around his chin now and it really doesn't suit him.

I'm not shallow really.

...and then throw it out of the window at her.

Just scream "Fakk orf, I'm trying to have a poo"

I feel really bad now because they just knocked, but I didn't answer the door even though it was obvious there's someone in.

Heh heh, Cradle of Filth.

Gothic METAL made by a man called Danni.

*wiggles fingers in scary manner*

Woooo-hooooo-hooooo...Danni.

Point taken.

Not bashing, but I doubt old ladies would be scared off if I went to the door in a pinnie, washing up gloves and "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows" blaring out of my 50's replica radio.

monkey_man wrote:
> Phew, they've gone now, but I was tempted to mput on some Cradle of
> Filth, smear some Sheep's blood on my forehead and then answer the
> door. Naked.

Whats with the Cradle of Filth bashing?

I like Cradle of Filth. My first date with the Ogre was to a CoF concert. Jolly good it was too.

Phew, they've gone now, but I was tempted to mput on some Cradle of Filth, smear some Sheep's blood on my forehead and then answer the door. Naked.