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Townie Hawks: Pro Gangster
You will all have played a Tony Hawks: Pro Skater game at some point in your life. It is an unwritten rule of our generation. However with more spin-off games and companies trying to appeal to different and seemingly unreachable groups, I present to you – Townie Hawks: Pro Gangster. The Tony Hawks games revolve around skating but Pro Gangster will be based around robberies, mugging a looking well ‘ard.
The game will, of course, take place on a number of different levels. There are set to include:-
- The local high-street at night
- The Rockport shop in town
- A random bus shelter
- School. (Only after it is closed though)
- The dole office
- A sweatshop in Brighton
However no level would be complete without tasks or mission to undergo. And Townie Hawks: Pro Gangster is bursting with them.
Instead of collecting the S,K,A,T,E letters, like you do on all Tony Hawks games, you are to collect giant letters spelling I,N,N,I,T. However these cannot simply be obtained by walking over them, oh no, you have to steal a car from an old man in a wheelchair and drive the car into a community centre filled with girl guides. You kidnap several of the kids and use them as baseball bats to swipe at the giant letters until you have smashed it up, along with the girl guides face.
Another popular aspect of the Tony Hawks games in the trick contests, however Pro Gangster will do things a little differently. Instead of seeing how many cool tricks you can pull off in a 2-minute time limit you will see how many people you can needless wallop around the face with a crowbar. Extra marks will be given for combos (Look for bus queues and pension lines) and if you can assault AND rob someone you get a 500-point bonus.
Something else included in most of the Pro Skater games is helping someone with a task, but in the name of uttermost controversy, things will be a little warped in Townie Hawks. You will be helping someone, but for entirely different reasons. You will help your mate in his ploy to ram-raid the local cash and carry and steal booze, cigs and the cash register. You will have to put masking tape over the security cameras and beat the crap out of the 75 year old security guard who will try to stop you. Bonus points if you get his credit card too.
In Tony Hawks 4 you have to collect the hats of 5 policemen for one of the tasks. This will be paralleled into Pro Gangster in a more, erm, illegal way. You have to steal 5 old women’s handbags before the 60 seconds time limit expires. You can do this by any means, force, stealth or the old, “look over there” trick. Once you have the 5 bags you can rifle through and get any useful items like credit cards, pension books and curlers.
Of course various other violent and illegal activities will be included in the game, but it makes you wonder what Activision will lend their name to next!
Hope you enjoyed
-kyz22-
You will all have played a Tony Hawks: Pro Skater game at some point in your life. It is an unwritten rule of our generation. However with more spin-off games and companies trying to appeal to different and seemingly unreachable groups, I present to you – Townie Hawks: Pro Gangster. The Tony Hawks games revolve around skating but Pro Gangster will be based around robberies, mugging a looking well ‘ard.
The game will, of course, take place on a number of different levels. There are set to include:-
- The local high-street at night
- The Rockport shop in town
- A random bus shelter
- School. (Only after it is closed though)
- The dole office
- A sweatshop in Brighton
However no level would be complete without tasks or mission to undergo. And Townie Hawks: Pro Gangster is bursting with them.
Instead of collecting the S,K,A,T,E letters, like you do on all Tony Hawks games, you are to collect giant letters spelling I,N,N,I,T. However these cannot simply be obtained by walking over them, oh no, you have to steal a car from an old man in a wheelchair and drive the car into a community centre filled with girl guides. You kidnap several of the kids and use them as baseball bats to swipe at the giant letters until you have smashed it up, along with the girl guides face.
Another popular aspect of the Tony Hawks games in the trick contests, however Pro Gangster will do things a little differently. Instead of seeing how many cool tricks you can pull off in a 2-minute time limit you will see how many people you can needless wallop around the face with a crowbar. Extra marks will be given for combos (Look for bus queues and pension lines) and if you can assault AND rob someone you get a 500-point bonus.
Something else included in most of the Pro Skater games is helping someone with a task, but in the name of uttermost controversy, things will be a little warped in Townie Hawks. You will be helping someone, but for entirely different reasons. You will help your mate in his ploy to ram-raid the local cash and carry and steal booze, cigs and the cash register. You will have to put masking tape over the security cameras and beat the crap out of the 75 year old security guard who will try to stop you. Bonus points if you get his credit card too.
In Tony Hawks 4 you have to collect the hats of 5 policemen for one of the tasks. This will be paralleled into Pro Gangster in a more, erm, illegal way. You have to steal 5 old women’s handbags before the 60 seconds time limit expires. You can do this by any means, force, stealth or the old, “look over there” trick. Once you have the 5 bags you can rifle through and get any useful items like credit cards, pension books and curlers.
Of course various other violent and illegal activities will be included in the game, but it makes you wonder what Activision will lend their name to next!
Hope you enjoyed
-kyz22-
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Kyz22 wrote:
> Well you can point and laugh at the fact I have a free game :-P#
correction 14 games... which is almost my enitre collection for my 5 different consoles... well maybe i have more than 50 but still... 14 free aint bad
> Well you can point and laugh at the fact I have a free game :-P#
correction 14 games... which is almost my enitre collection for my 5 different consoles... well maybe i have more than 50 but still... 14 free aint bad
Asher D wrote:
> I don't complain.
>
> I point and laugh.
Well you can point and laugh at the fact I have a free game :-P
I really do not mind people voicing their opinions, I do mind when people complain about me giving my opinion then do the same!
> I don't complain.
>
> I point and laugh.
Well you can point and laugh at the fact I have a free game :-P
I really do not mind people voicing their opinions, I do mind when people complain about me giving my opinion then do the same!
Kyz22 wrote:
> You people complain that I winge when I don't win yet you blatantly
> complain that, "This didn't deserve GAD" - you are a bunch
> of hypocritical retards.
You try so hard at acting 'hard' and threatening us!
We wern't complaing like you were. We were stating a fact!
It didn't deserve it, by GAD standards it was poo. Only because there were 3 GAD type topics on Monday did you win. If you had posted it yesterday you'd be nowhere!
Now stop being wrong, just hush.
> You people complain that I winge when I don't win yet you blatantly
> complain that, "This didn't deserve GAD" - you are a bunch
> of hypocritical retards.
You try so hard at acting 'hard' and threatening us!
We wern't complaing like you were. We were stating a fact!
It didn't deserve it, by GAD standards it was poo. Only because there were 3 GAD type topics on Monday did you win. If you had posted it yesterday you'd be nowhere!
Now stop being wrong, just hush.
Kyz22 wrote:
> You people complain that I winge when I don't win
I don't complain.
I point and laugh.
> You people complain that I winge when I don't win
I don't complain.
I point and laugh.
Kyz22 wrote:
> You people complain that I winge when I don't win yet you blatantly
> complain that, "This didn't deserve GAD" - you are a bunch
> of hypocritical retards.
simply giving our opininions
> You people complain that I winge when I don't win yet you blatantly
> complain that, "This didn't deserve GAD" - you are a bunch
> of hypocritical retards.
simply giving our opininions
You people complain that I winge when I don't win yet you blatantly complain that, "This didn't deserve GAD" - you are a bunch of hypocritical retards.
you got a point there
There were 3 attempts on that day!
Yesterday there were like 20!
Luck of the day really, there was nothing special on Monday...
Yesterday there were like 20!
Luck of the day really, there was nothing special on Monday...
Asher D wrote:
> This didn't deserve GAD.
i have to agree slightly... but it was pretty good, but still maybe quite not GAD material
> This didn't deserve GAD.
i have to agree slightly... but it was pretty good, but still maybe quite not GAD material
This didn't deserve GAD.
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