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So you pick him up...
"Oooooh!"
I recommend throwing him at cows.
"We're going to deliver something you've never seen before" and on screen is some creature, waving. yeah, cheers for that.
Eventually though I found it to become dull, it lacks the excitement of a normal RTS game, so once you've got over the novelty of throwing villagers over mountains, doing good deeds like finding lost children before throwing a boulder at them, and teaching your creature to throw its crap at people, it gets a bit mundane. Worth a look if you fancy something different, but it's a very, very slow game and can get tedious.
> Any good?
No.
Its a glorified Tamagotchi.
You feed your pet it's own excretement and stroke it all day, whilst throwing villagers around.
That's it to be honest.
> I do, they rule my life.
>
> Woo! Ten more words!
15.
Pwned.
Woo! Ten more words!