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Francis Jeffers
The hollow-cheeked Arsenal striker falls to his knees more often than his namesake Sir Francis managed in his entire career at FC Assisi.
At first glance he appears to be a stout-legged young man who should be able to withstand a good shove in the back - but in actual fact a humble blade of grass is often more than enough to send Franny crashing to the turf.
Like a doddery pensioner on a blustery sea-front, Jeffers is unable to stay on his feet for more than six strides.
Unlike your average OAP, he rakes in £30,000 a week for hitting the deck. Justice? Don't get me started.
Heh heh! Jeffers is a wingnut.
Francis Jeffers
The hollow-cheeked Arsenal striker falls to his knees more often than his namesake Sir Francis managed in his entire career at FC Assisi.
At first glance he appears to be a stout-legged young man who should be able to withstand a good shove in the back - but in actual fact a humble blade of grass is often more than enough to send Franny crashing to the turf.
Like a doddery pensioner on a blustery sea-front, Jeffers is unable to stay on his feet for more than six strides.
Unlike your average OAP, he rakes in £30,000 a week for hitting the deck. Justice? Don't get me started.