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"They are filming an advert outside my office"

Yup Heinekan are filming an ad with a "silver spacemen" getting whacked on the noggin with a keg of H, delivered by parachute. They've been there all morning too. I'm going to try and take some interesting snaps and send them to the Sun...

The actor skillfully portraying "crappy looking alien man" must be finding the rigours of repeated blows to head with keg tedious. I doubt he finds it refreshing at all, in truth. So this one shot has taken hours to do and they still haven't got it right yet.

Man, I'm tempted to go down and offer to allow them to whack me silly for £50 and a liftimes free supply (with BUPA liver transplants provided every three years). I can take a keg to the head better than any actor, cos I'm street in it?

Oh, I had the greatest opportunites for the SR mag competition. Awww, well.

In Berlin, I could have placed the magazine neatly in Karl Marx's hand, to show SR loves to share (communist) so gives low low prices. Or, I could have taken a photo on that famous bridge in Prague. Gah.

When I was in Germany, they were filming a movie (can't remember the title) in the Berlin TV tower. I watched, as well. The actors were proper rubbish though (but English).

...all is forgiven.

If I get free sex, that is.

Providing I get free Heiniken, that is.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Get the SR mag in the advert and you're guaranteed to win the top
> prize in our mag shoot competition.

Favouritism!

Goatboy wrote:
> Stand in the background, and when they tell you to move, say
> "No, I have every right to stand here. And unless I am in a group
> of 3 or more people and obstructing a public thoroughfare, legally you
> cannot ask me to move"

I could but it would be a bonus for them to have a hunky bloke in the background, as the sales would go through the roof because birds would start drinking it too. The Hunky H-man, that's what I am.

Or could have been. I have 15 exclusive seconds of film though, if I can upload it then you'll all get a sneak preview.

And hold the SR mag aloft like a trophy...

Stand in the background, and when they tell you to move, say
"No, I have every right to stand here. And unless I am in a group of 3 or more people and obstructing a public thoroughfare, legally you cannot ask me to move"

Get the SR mag in the advert and you're guaranteed to win the top prize in our mag shoot competition.

The sagacious one wrote:
> They are below me and the camera is pointing in the over direction. I
> may streak it later...

it might get you on tarrant or aunties bloomers...

Slaveunit wrote:
> are they doing it right outside your office - as in we'll see you
> through a window at your desk?

They are below me and the camera is pointing in the over direction. I may streak it later...