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"I'm so bored....."

someone keep me entertained so I don't have to formulate a plot to take over the world.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> that's just too far.

No it's only a couple of desks away. Thanks for the concern though.

There's the line...

*points the to line drawn behind him*

And there's where you've gone.

*points to horizon*

YOU GO TOO FAR! You didn't just overstep the line, you ran over it with gleeful wild abandon.

that's just too far.

*grabs straw and runs toward keyboard muttering waste not want not*

*violently pukes over his keyboard*

Goatboy wrote:

> Someone was telling me her mate is pregnant and lactating, she now
> needs pads to cover her nips as they are leaking.
> That is not nice.

She shouldn't use pads, she should attach "homemade brewery kit" style taps. Every tea break would become a major event in her part of the office after that.

That should be "had" not "have".

Christ Almighty! What's going on with me today?

You sick monkey. A friend of mine went out with a girl who just have a baby - he said he sucked her nips and milk started coming out. To top off the repulsive tale, he actually liked it.

He's a sick deviant.

If I spent as much time working as I did posting, I'd be somewhere else that allowed me internet access.

I can actually post here and continue with my work without it affec...i cant be bothered to finish this sentence anymore.
Instead, I shall talk about breasts.

Someone was telling me her mate is pregnant and lactating, she now needs pads to cover her nips as they are leaking.
That is not nice.

If we all spent as much time working as we did posting on this forum we'd all be Germans or something.

Makes you think.