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The only good bit of the film was "Stilgar from Dune" muttering away and getting off on pain. Then he ruins it be offering to duke with Segal one on one, when he has a gun, a hostage and a grenade.
(a) Drunk
(b) Too young to remember Michael Dudikoff.
He's not only a tubby weapon of lethal -if murky- hand movement karate, but can also whisper various semi-coherent lines of dialogue along the lines of "Steven sleepy now" and "Steven kick the terrorist".
He also plays in a country & western band and is the reincarnation of an obese, small-eyed Tibetan Soldier of Fortune, ex-CIA bloke.
It's his winning combination of lazy geriatric self-defence, ability to mumble like a porky stroke-victim and his complete lack of jawline that makes me worship at the Temple of Seagal.
Plus Wings Hauser could totally kick his face off.
I still want to be adopted by Daddy Hauser and live on his action ranch
The only good bit of the film was "Stilgar from Dune" muttering away and getting off on pain. Then he ruins it be offering to duke with Segal one on one, when he has a gun, a hostage and a grenade.