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Popular US pop-rock combo 'Good Charlotte' have had their future thrown into doubt as drummer Chad Anoogachoochoo has done a runner, taking all of the bands earning with them.
The band, who have received an incredible amount of airplay with 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' from predictable dinosaur radio stations such as BBC Radio 1 are said to be shocked. Except Chad, he wasn't shocked, he knew what he was doing, but he's missing at the moment, so he doesn't count.
Vocalist Joey Laymarse was most forthcoming with comment on the situation.
"Chad was supposed to be our friend, but he's flipped us. He's flipped us for real. When I catch up with that mofo, and I will, you can bet on that, I'm gonna choke my money out of his ears. I've worked so hard to get here, and what have I got to show for it? Nothing now. We can't even afford a hotel room for the night."
The band's manager, Carlo Pablo-Commissariat, was a much calmer figure, as he stood smoking a big cigar, shuffling furiously in his pants.
"Well I could see this coming. Chad was sick of hearing Joey whine all of the bloody time. He was like 'Waah, oh no! Where's the mineral water I asked for' and 'This duvet is only 131.5 togs, I wanted 15'. Pete Saggerysack, (the bassist) was just as bad. 'Why don't we record my songs?' 'These lyrics are crap, mine would be better' everyone knows bassists can't write songs, they're almost as bad as the sodding drummers. When it wasn't one thing it was another with this lot. Chad was about the only one that was alright. Hell, I just wish I was a bit quicker off the mark, I was planning on robbing them blind as soon as they hit major levels of world-wide popularity."
We tried to track down Chad, and went to see his mother, located at the Redneck trailer-park in Hicksville, but she claimed to have not seen Chad until he left the family home with only the clothes he was wearing, and a promise not to return until he could afford a gold tooth.
An old lover of Chad's introduced herself to me, Jolene Jolene. Chad had promised to return to wed his childhood sweetheart, and impregnate her with a dozen babies. But first he had wanted to go to prove himself as a man, by taking out a wild boar with his bare hands. We've put our searchers on alert at all zoo's, but at the time of writing Chad's whereabouts are still unknown.
This is only making things worse for Joey though, who is going completely out of his head. He was last seen running into Las Vegas casino's armed with a highly polished shotgun and eating chips, his eyes wide with fury, hell bent on revenge.
If you see any members of Good Charlotte, even little Greg Tossemov the enchanted guitarist, you are advised to immediately contact the police. Do not approach them, as they are considered highly dangerous.
The band, who have received an incredible amount of airplay with 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' from predictable dinosaur radio stations such as BBC Radio 1 are said to be shocked. Except Chad, he wasn't shocked, he knew what he was doing, but he's missing at the moment, so he doesn't count.
Vocalist Joey Laymarse was most forthcoming with comment on the situation.
"Chad was supposed to be our friend, but he's flipped us. He's flipped us for real. When I catch up with that mofo, and I will, you can bet on that, I'm gonna choke my money out of his ears. I've worked so hard to get here, and what have I got to show for it? Nothing now. We can't even afford a hotel room for the night."
The band's manager, Carlo Pablo-Commissariat, was a much calmer figure, as he stood smoking a big cigar, shuffling furiously in his pants.
"Well I could see this coming. Chad was sick of hearing Joey whine all of the bloody time. He was like 'Waah, oh no! Where's the mineral water I asked for' and 'This duvet is only 131.5 togs, I wanted 15'. Pete Saggerysack, (the bassist) was just as bad. 'Why don't we record my songs?' 'These lyrics are crap, mine would be better' everyone knows bassists can't write songs, they're almost as bad as the sodding drummers. When it wasn't one thing it was another with this lot. Chad was about the only one that was alright. Hell, I just wish I was a bit quicker off the mark, I was planning on robbing them blind as soon as they hit major levels of world-wide popularity."
We tried to track down Chad, and went to see his mother, located at the Redneck trailer-park in Hicksville, but she claimed to have not seen Chad until he left the family home with only the clothes he was wearing, and a promise not to return until he could afford a gold tooth.
An old lover of Chad's introduced herself to me, Jolene Jolene. Chad had promised to return to wed his childhood sweetheart, and impregnate her with a dozen babies. But first he had wanted to go to prove himself as a man, by taking out a wild boar with his bare hands. We've put our searchers on alert at all zoo's, but at the time of writing Chad's whereabouts are still unknown.
This is only making things worse for Joey though, who is going completely out of his head. He was last seen running into Las Vegas casino's armed with a highly polished shotgun and eating chips, his eyes wide with fury, hell bent on revenge.
If you see any members of Good Charlotte, even little Greg Tossemov the enchanted guitarist, you are advised to immediately contact the police. Do not approach them, as they are considered highly dangerous.
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Mekaxcellent.
All I hear during the chorus of that song is "lifedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". It's just one monotonous drone. One note. Through the whole chorus.
'almost as bad as sodding drummers'
No, we are judging them in relative terms. Yhey suck in comparison to decent music, and SHEEPY said the other bit I wanted to.
I hate that kind of Sum41 music.
I hate that kind of Sum41 music.
No offense
I think GC are excellent, sure Lifestyles of the rich and famous isn't very good on MTV cos they look like ***** through most of it. But on The Young and the hopeless album, I love almost everyone of their songs except 2 others.
Don't judge them on just their one song they have out at the mo if thats what you're doing, cos their other songs rock.
Don't judge them on just their one song they have out at the mo if thats what you're doing, cos their other songs rock.
Aren't they so alternative and stuff?
Look at their hair and spikey black stuff
Look at their hair and spikey black stuff
Laymarse
Nice one Meka!
I liked them after meeting one of them and he gave me some music to check out. But then when they made it to the UK chart scene it's like they're becoming the next Sum 41 which you all know isn't good.
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