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"Abduction"

I have a theory that the one known as Fogmaster has been abducted. Who you all ask could be responsible for such a terrible crime who would have the motive and man/ant power to do it. The evidence all points towards the evil doctor Ant. The motive his on going argument with Fogmaster all summer or perhaps a rivalry of who shall win the most prizes or post the most messages.If you see him you should not approach him as he is armed with the power cord for his playstation and has been known to use CDs as projectiles. He is also wanted in Connection with the disappearance of his friend Tomato As well as Soupdragon. Any infomation on the location of his secret lair should be passed on to link who will assault this hideout with a mad army of Gorons and forest people in a mad and seemingly hopeless rescue mission.

Wow what a coincidence can you believe Fogmaster came back on line just as we were talking about him. Was it really him or was this a devious cover up by Ant trying to make it seem as if the Fogmaster is alive and well.

Look, a clue! He used a 1 after the exclamation marks!

(Humm... So?)

That means he is number one... the number one poster? That was me! Ah-Ha! It was me!

(You should become a detective, criminals would have trouble sleeping at night.)

Of course! That's when they're out on the streets... looking for grannys!

(What the hell are you on about?)

hmmmm...
theres something suspiciouis about that last post...

This is Fogmaster speaking from beyond the grave. It was Ant! Ant I tell you he was the one who killed me along with Tomato his supposedly Dead Friend. I also have conclusive proof That I am Who I say I am look I have added a full stop after my name and nobody else uses a full stop after theirs so it must be me I just happened to log on at this most convenient and oppotune moment. Really I am telling the truth you have to believe me!!!1

Well I'm two.

(No. You think you're two, but you're many, many more...)


Hey?

(You think YOU have it bad, just hearing my voice everynow and again! Think of how bad it is for me!)

...I'm not following you.

(Right then, I'll let you hear everything I do.)

[I need to be emptied.]

Hey? Who was that?

(Your bladder.)

{Your lower leg is hurting.}

-I'm hungry-

^I'm itching to get used^

"I need more oxygen! Breathe deeper!"

[I'm going to explode...! Quick run!]

~Stop drinking so much alcohol! We can't take it down here~

*I can't stop thinking about her*

Who was that?

(Your subconsious, in a suprisingly nice mood.)

*Shut it head boy!*

You can get rid of them now.

{Must itch lower right leg}

|Music is too loud, we can't work with it so loud!|

\What the hell is that smell!/

[Too late! It's too late!]

{There's some kind of liquid running down the legs now!}

*Look for porn sites.*

^Yeah! Look for porn!^

{NO! Scratch me!}

ARGHHHH!!! OK!!!

(Do you understand now?)

Yes, yes alright. I am many, please get rid of them.

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let me guess Dan 2k1 and Dan the bloke who used to post the same messages about a million times or are you another Dan aswell.

Roden went on holiday at the end of last year to the Greek Island and has met some bird online that takes up a lot of his time, we were chatting on MSN for a while until I uninstalled it, so don't know where he is now. Don't no anything about the other person.

My theory could also make me ant so i drop the allegations towards you.

Where did those chaps Roden and chuck go?