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Really fat women with loud voices and cockney accents.
People who stereotype the British accent.
People who don't stereotype the American accent.
People who are better than me.
People who work in shops that don't smile at you, they just mutter a few words whilst happily taking your money.
Kids who follow adult fashions. If I see another child wearing Burberry, I'll be very tempted to call that child an old fart.
Adults who follow Kids fashions. Nike hoodies are for kids, not 32 year old men.
The people at Royal Chicken who talk in a different language in front of you. I want to know what they're saying!
Litter.
Programmes on TV that show animals having sex. It's not funny, it's not entertaining and unless it's a small monkey trying to do it with a Rhino, I don't want to see it.
People who swear too much.
People who smell bad.
Racists.
TV award ceremonies that aren't the Comedy awards.
Films that are meant to be good but are really long and boring.
People who use any form of stereotyping. All Iraqis are not crazy madmen and not all German people are pig-loving Jew bashing Nazis.
People who disagree with me.
This girl at school is annoying. She's so manly and stuff. Laughs like a mix between a geek and a little school girl. Always goes asking for food off people and hits her mates and is a hoofer and everything. Joins my conversations and stuff, touches me. Its sick.
Eurgh. So annoying. Gonna give her a slap.
People who shout things at the TV like *he's behind you* and *she's locked in the basement* even if the show is about 30 years old. They can't you for god sake.
How the television only breaks down when you're watching something good and not when Changing Rooms is on.
How girlfriends see you sitting comfortably watching the sport on the tv and take this as a signal to start a meaningful conversation about your feelings towards her. Talk to me at half-time if you must.
People who spill half their pint down your favourite shirt and say *sorry mate* and walk off. No, if your sorry you'd give me the money to have it cleaned and buy me a drink in return you clumsy oaf.
People who come to me and complain about someone for about 30 minutes then as soon as they see that person act as if they're their best friend in the world.
That bloody annoying yes car credit commercial. *Could i stick my foot through the screen every time i see it? YES i could*
Sure i'll think of some more after watching Becker later.