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Liverpool 0 Crystal Palace 2

Against ten men for the last 20 minutes, and the managed to stick one in their own net.

:o)

Thought Liverpool would of won this playing at home, but surprisingly they lost.

Hi Meka Dragon

...both...

:D

What? - the result or the ahem.. 'rear ending'

;)

Absolu† Neó wrote:

This explains why Houllier's eyes look like theyve popped out of their sockets most of the time! ;-)
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DUDE! That's a sick mind you have there :D

(But seriously, that'll stick in my mind for a good few days yet...)

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> I don't mean to sound rude when I say this, but Owen MUST be doing
> some big "favours" *wink wink* to get in the team.

This explains why Houllier's eyes look like theyve popped out of their sockets most of the time! ;-)

But they won't and you know it. Owen's reputation is sealed intact even if he snorts coke off the labia of two prostitutes in a brothel simply because of his goal in 1998...

Incidentally, Palace's keeper, Cedric Berthelin was at Luton Town earlier in the season. He was a great keeper but we couldn't keep him. Do you know why? Because the board refused to pay him £25,000 to keep him UNTIL THE END OF THE SEASON! They didn't have the money.

£25,000! Most Premiership players earn that in a week! Now he's a Crystal Palace who just beat Liverpool and we've got an over the hill keeper who is ****!

*weeps in anguish*

Better ship Owen off to Inter while there is still money left in the transfer market.

Oh yeah, gotta wait til the end of the season now, by which time his reputation could be completely ruined. The only way you can get rid of him is to fire him for something rousing like malfeasance or something!

Why the ******* bleedin' ******* hell were we playing Owen!?

Baros has just took his place, and scored within 7mins of this (v. West Ham). So why on earth, does Baros then lose his place, to the talentless-couldn't score in a brothel-piece-of-***d we call Michael Owen?

And to make things oh so worse, he brings Baros on, midway through the second half, for...wait for it; Danny Murphy; arguably our most consistent performer this season.

I don't mean to sound rude when I say this, but Owen MUST be doing some big "favours" *wink wink* to get in the team. His selection is truly mistifying, and this was shown with tonights evidence.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Which way were they kicking? Did Liverpool score at the Kop end? :-)

Just watching the highlights now. Some of the Liverpool misses are beyond laughable. And this is from the England front two!

And yes, Henchoz did score at the kop end! About time all the good fortune he has had with hand balls etc has turned around...