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"If these sound familiar then you know you are addicted to the internet.."

I am sorry but i am really bored and i thought this would be funny and it will take ages to write so here we go. If you are addicted to special reserve and the internet then you should be guilty of most of these:

1.someone tells you a joke and you answer with "lol"

2.you sometimes forget to breathe while surfing the net

3.you start double clicking on the remote control of your tv

4.you start a flirt in a bar withe the question "Do you have a computer?"

5.you are online at morning before you even brushed your teeth

6.you whistle the tune when you connect to the internet.

7.you spend the nights with getting the counter on your homepage to reach 5000 hits

8.your computer is more expensive then your car

9.you send yourself an e-mail to remind you on things you wanted to do

10.you check your e-mails, don't get any and check them again in the next second

11.your pet has it's own web site

12.your last friend only was a jpeg

13.you have more friends online then you do at your school... (probably true to most people her)

14.you go through 'withdraw' if you don't get to go on the net...

15.you check the net for news instead of your TV

Damn that took hardly any time. Oh well we can always write longer stuff.

WHO HERE IS GUILTY OF 1 OF THESE?????????????????????

tony wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> I'm guilt of around 5 of them. I managed to miss
> out on the web for a week though!!!

Ant's five

1.someone tells
> you a joke and you answer with "CLASSIQUE"

2.you
> sometimes get squashed while surfing the net

3.you start a flirt
> in a bar withe the question "Do you have any sugar?"
>

4.you are online at morning before you even pee on the
> floor

5.your last friend only was a jpeg of an Ant


Not bad actually.

I hate my computer, there is not a day that goes by without some kind of illigal operation or blue screen (fatal exception) or crash or Kernal is messed up again)i HATE windows.

tony wrote:
Ant's five

V good

I am here as an electronic presence only.

i am here aswell

Nope, still here. I'm just finishing off my design work, so incapable of writing.

Traitors!

I suppose they'll only come back to win gameaday

I think they've dissapeared to talk on 'MSN'. That's even better than this according to them.

Ant wrote:
> I'm guilt of around 5 of them. I managed to miss out on the web for a week though!!!

Ant's five

1.someone tells you a joke and you answer with "CLASSIQUE"

2.you sometimes get squashed while surfing the net

3.you start a flirt in a bar withe the question "Do you have any sugar?"

4.you are online at morning before you even pee on the floor

5.your last friend only was a jpeg of an Ant

I'm guilt of around 5 of them. I managed to miss out on the web for a week though!!!