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Your damn mushroom army stopped the delivery truck from getting to Basildon in time!!! Now I have to go and get it tomorrow.
THE ANTS WILL PROVAIL!!!
Ant's Ant colony vs Edgy's Mushroom Army
Sunday night at 10pm, Sky Sports 1 and Sky Sports Extra.
THE ANTS WILL PROVAIL!!!
Ant's Ant colony vs Edgy's Mushroom Army
Sunday night at 10pm, Sky Sports 1 and Sky Sports Extra.
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Sorry that long message is in parts but an error message came up when I tried to post the whole thing at one!
Craig Charley: Well what a battle! Pity you cheated Ant Looked like you could've won! Never mind, at least your queen can rebuild the colony! Edgy, your Ninty-power has done it again! Well done!
With slow loading times and dodgy flaws, you can never win at console wars!
With slow loading times and dodgy flaws, you can never win at console wars!
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator:
Edgy has collected all the Ninty weapons and is positioning his army. Ant's colony is...! They have the ultimate weapon! A Frying pan! Are they gonna fry the mushrooms? Let's see what happens!
Edgy has quickly selected save and is now trying to figure out what's going on! Ant's queen has picked up half the mushrooms and has crushed them! They are being fried! Now the queen ant has chucked them pan into the lava melting the remaining pieces of the Mushrooms! Edgy doesn't stand a chance now! Edgy's mushrooms are firing what weapons they have but are only doing minor damage! Some have surrounded the queen only damaging her strong wearing shell of a skeleton!
Stop!
Commentator: What's this? The judges have halted the battle! It must be something to do with that giant frying pan!
Craig Charley: The judges have just told me that Ant has been using a cheating device in the battle to get that frying pan! the Ant colony are allowed to carry on but without the queen!
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator: The Ants still look like they've won! Edgy's remaining mushrooms have run out of ammo and without those annoying glitches there is no escape for them! Back in the stands Edgy has put the mushrooms on automatic control and is changing the mushroom settings! Is this allowed? He is going up to Load! This must be his secret technique!
Edgy has reloaded the musrooms now giving him the advantage! They all have full ammo and are blasting away the ant colony! It's almost like target practise!
The ants are just turning into pools of blood! This is an amazing victory! What a turn around by Edgy! By saving whenever he wanted on the battery packed memory instead of a memory card at a certain save point he was able to load back his army with full ammo and health!
Commentator:
Edgy has collected all the Ninty weapons and is positioning his army. Ant's colony is...! They have the ultimate weapon! A Frying pan! Are they gonna fry the mushrooms? Let's see what happens!
Edgy has quickly selected save and is now trying to figure out what's going on! Ant's queen has picked up half the mushrooms and has crushed them! They are being fried! Now the queen ant has chucked them pan into the lava melting the remaining pieces of the Mushrooms! Edgy doesn't stand a chance now! Edgy's mushrooms are firing what weapons they have but are only doing minor damage! Some have surrounded the queen only damaging her strong wearing shell of a skeleton!
Stop!
Commentator: What's this? The judges have halted the battle! It must be something to do with that giant frying pan!
Craig Charley: The judges have just told me that Ant has been using a cheating device in the battle to get that frying pan! the Ant colony are allowed to carry on but without the queen!
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator: The Ants still look like they've won! Edgy's remaining mushrooms have run out of ammo and without those annoying glitches there is no escape for them! Back in the stands Edgy has put the mushrooms on automatic control and is changing the mushroom settings! Is this allowed? He is going up to Load! This must be his secret technique!
Edgy has reloaded the musrooms now giving him the advantage! They all have full ammo and are blasting away the ant colony! It's almost like target practise!
The ants are just turning into pools of blood! This is an amazing victory! What a turn around by Edgy! By saving whenever he wanted on the battery packed memory instead of a memory card at a certain save point he was able to load back his army with full ammo and health!
(In the barracks)
nice looking female presenter wearing skin tight leather clothing:
Edgy, do you think you can do it? do you think your mushroom army can wipe out the ant colony?
I think I can! I have a trick up my sleeve that Ant will never be prepared for!
We'll see. what about you Ant?
I feel pretty confident! I have a secret weapon!
That's what we like to see! Confidence! Lets see the battle!
nice looking female presenter wearing skin tight leather clothing:
Edgy, do you think you can do it? do you think your mushroom army can wipe out the ant colony?
I think I can! I have a trick up my sleeve that Ant will never be prepared for!
We'll see. what about you Ant?
I feel pretty confident! I have a secret weapon!
That's what we like to see! Confidence! Lets see the battle!
Round 2: Destruction
Craig charley: In this round the two Armies have to battle each other on a floating island which is hovering just over a pit of Lava! what the two contestants have to do is totally wipe out their opponents army!
Let the battles commence:
Craig charley: In this round the two Armies have to battle each other on a floating island which is hovering just over a pit of Lava! what the two contestants have to do is totally wipe out their opponents army!
Let the battles commence:
Console Wars:
Commentry:
Now here's the man who thought Mein Kampf was a Welsh holiday village: Craig Charley!
Are contenders today on Console Wars are Edgy, claims to be the Pokémon Master and knowall of Nintendo. He has huge strengths of knowledge and skill when it comes to playability but his lack of final Fantasy knowledge may slow his mushroom army down a bit!
Ant, founder of the ant colony knows a lot about a range of consoles but does he have the power to overcome Edgy's attacks? His huge numbers give him a slight advantage but numbers don't always count.
Let the Battles Begin:
(In the barracks)
nice looking female presenter wearing skin tight leather clothing:
So Edgy, Are you feeling confident?
Well Ant has the power when it comes to bit but does his and colony have the byte? Remember the Gameboy beat the Playstation even though the gameboy only has 8bit!
What about you Ant?
Well I dunno, those mushrooms look pretty fierce! I know what, Ill capture Princess Toadstool! that'll lower his morale!
Round one:
Craig Charley: Round one is the basic assault course! Edgy's mushroom volunteer will go first and try to get past the evil Black Widow spider. If Ant can't get through in the fastest time then Edgy wins.
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator: Edgy decides to go over the ramp to start with his mushroom, dodging the flame pit but what's this? The Black widow has got him and is about to chew his toad-stool! Ouch! Oh my god, for the first time ever on Console Wars Edgy is using Gameboy tactics! He's using the reset technique! On his Gameboy Mushroom controller he's pressed A, B, Start and Select which has taken him back to the start! Now he's using his impressive N64 speed to go the long way, dodging the bottomless pit and he's there in 13.9 seconds!
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator: Ant has a slow start loading his power and has taken the ramp like Edgy did! That's suicidal! Especially seen as Edgy's superior speed still got him caught in Black Widows teeth! That Ant isn't looking too happy! But what's happening now? There appears to be a load of glitches all happening at once!
The and has just suddenly walked straight through the Black Widow and the assault course has bent and twisted leaving a straight path for the exit! The Ant has made it in 20.2 seconds! not quite enough to get the points!
Craig Charley: Well that's bad luck ant! What went wrong?
Well it was the loading time! My numerous glitches technique would have worked if the loading time wasn't so long! Maybe next time I'll get a better start!
Craig Charley: You only get one chance at the assault course! Give it up for Ant! *Yeah!!!!!!!!*
Now Edgy, Brilliant tactics, resetting the game and choosing a new route! What made you think of that?
Well, experience mostly. I've played games all my life and I know that if it looks like you're beat you can simply reset! I'm not used to glitches so that technique of ants caught me by suprise! Luckily though my mushroom knew what he was doing!
Craig Charley:Put your hands together for Edgy!
*Ninty Rules* *Ninty Rules*
Commentry:
Now here's the man who thought Mein Kampf was a Welsh holiday village: Craig Charley!
Are contenders today on Console Wars are Edgy, claims to be the Pokémon Master and knowall of Nintendo. He has huge strengths of knowledge and skill when it comes to playability but his lack of final Fantasy knowledge may slow his mushroom army down a bit!
Ant, founder of the ant colony knows a lot about a range of consoles but does he have the power to overcome Edgy's attacks? His huge numbers give him a slight advantage but numbers don't always count.
Let the Battles Begin:
(In the barracks)
nice looking female presenter wearing skin tight leather clothing:
So Edgy, Are you feeling confident?
Well Ant has the power when it comes to bit but does his and colony have the byte? Remember the Gameboy beat the Playstation even though the gameboy only has 8bit!
What about you Ant?
Well I dunno, those mushrooms look pretty fierce! I know what, Ill capture Princess Toadstool! that'll lower his morale!
Round one:
Craig Charley: Round one is the basic assault course! Edgy's mushroom volunteer will go first and try to get past the evil Black Widow spider. If Ant can't get through in the fastest time then Edgy wins.
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator: Edgy decides to go over the ramp to start with his mushroom, dodging the flame pit but what's this? The Black widow has got him and is about to chew his toad-stool! Ouch! Oh my god, for the first time ever on Console Wars Edgy is using Gameboy tactics! He's using the reset technique! On his Gameboy Mushroom controller he's pressed A, B, Start and Select which has taken him back to the start! Now he's using his impressive N64 speed to go the long way, dodging the bottomless pit and he's there in 13.9 seconds!
3...2...1...Go!
Commentator: Ant has a slow start loading his power and has taken the ramp like Edgy did! That's suicidal! Especially seen as Edgy's superior speed still got him caught in Black Widows teeth! That Ant isn't looking too happy! But what's happening now? There appears to be a load of glitches all happening at once!
The and has just suddenly walked straight through the Black Widow and the assault course has bent and twisted leaving a straight path for the exit! The Ant has made it in 20.2 seconds! not quite enough to get the points!
Craig Charley: Well that's bad luck ant! What went wrong?
Well it was the loading time! My numerous glitches technique would have worked if the loading time wasn't so long! Maybe next time I'll get a better start!
Craig Charley: You only get one chance at the assault course! Give it up for Ant! *Yeah!!!!!!!!*
Now Edgy, Brilliant tactics, resetting the game and choosing a new route! What made you think of that?
Well, experience mostly. I've played games all my life and I know that if it looks like you're beat you can simply reset! I'm not used to glitches so that technique of ants caught me by suprise! Luckily though my mushroom knew what he was doing!
Craig Charley:Put your hands together for Edgy!
*Ninty Rules* *Ninty Rules*
I'll be there too watch! now who to support?
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