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Your damn mushroom army stopped the delivery truck from getting to Basildon in time!!! Now I have to go and get it tomorrow.
THE ANTS WILL PROVAIL!!!
Ant's Ant colony vs Edgy's Mushroom Army
Sunday night at 10pm, Sky Sports 1 and Sky Sports Extra.
THE ANTS WILL PROVAIL!!!
Ant's Ant colony vs Edgy's Mushroom Army
Sunday night at 10pm, Sky Sports 1 and Sky Sports Extra.
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I wouldn't mind that if it became a bestseller!
I get half the profit.
Oh yeah, 'dad', shut your mouth.
Oh yeah, 'dad', shut your mouth.
That would be a great game!
Mushrooms versus the Ants!
I might design some pictures for that and send it into games developers and see what they think!
It's a long shot though!
Mushrooms versus the Ants!
I might design some pictures for that and send it into games developers and see what they think!
It's a long shot though!
It's funny i might of bought that game, imagine the fun you could have ants lining up to get blasted.
Sorry, no I haven't got Jet Force though I've heard it's a good game!
*Ant wakes up from his dream and remembers what really happened and morns the death of his colony*
*Ant wakes up from his dream and remembers what really happened and morns the death of his colony*
Edgy you've got Jet Force or not? Laugh out loud when you slaughter those ants.
Sory for the biasism but I had to do it {:)
*Edgy wakes up from the dream*
"I hope that happens tonight!!" Edgy said hopefully.
*THAT NIGHT*
Commentary:
Now here's the man who thought Mein Kampf was a Welsh holiday village: Craig Charley!
Craig: Hello, and welcome to today's console wars!! Today we have Edgy and his mushroom army. Edgy claims he is the master of the annoying and crappy Pokemon, and says he is a Nintendo knowall!!
On the other side is Ant and his Ant colony. Ant is the founder of the most powerful, ferocious, brilliant and clever Ant colony in all the World!! Ant also knows a lot about Sony's PlayStation, and has just become an owner of the most powerful console in the whole world, the PlayStation 2.
Remember, each team has chosen one robot from Robot Wars to compete with them!!
Edgy has chosen Panic Attack, while Ant has chosen Steg 2!!
Let the wars begin!!
Round One: Fastest team through the assault course.
Commentary: Here we go!! Each team has to get their whole team and their robot across the assualt course, whoever has the fastest time, wins!! Edgy is first.
3,2,1 GO!!
Edgy begins directing his mushrooms across the assault course...no problems yet, over the ramp with no problems...BUT WAIT!! THEY'VE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE PIT OF OBLIVION!!! They have to get all thier team out of there!!
*5 mins later*
EDGY HAS ALL HIS TEAM OUT!! They're on their way again! They've managed to get past the spikes...past Sir Killalot...they're nearing the end...OH NO!!!
BILL GATES AND HIS TEAM OF WINDOWS HAVE JUMPED OUT FROM THE AUDIENCE!!!
BILL HAS AN EVIL SMILE ON HIS FACE!! HE HAS PLACED ALL HIS WINDOWS IN FRONT OF EDGY'S MUSHROOMS!!
OH NO!! BILL HAS SWINDLED MONEY OUT OF ALL THE AUDINCE LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES, AND IS PACKING THE ARENA WITH IT!!! THERE'S NO WHERE TO MOVE!!
BUT WAIT!! Edgy is using Gamecube technology, and is using a digital camera to send Bill and his windows into the Gamecube!! He's taken all the money and given it back to the audience!!! They did it!!
Time: 7 mins 57 secs.
"Now it's Ant's turn. 3,2,1..GO!! Ant uses his Dual Shock 2 feature to make the floor round Sir Killalot shudder violently!! HE'S TIPPED OVER!! BRILLIANT!!
Ant has directed his colony around the pit of oblivion...and here comes Matilda!!
STEG 2 FLIPS MATILDA OVER!!! WOW!!! They carry on over the ramp...here comes Bill Gates again!!! But Ant uses the PS2's DVD Technology to stun the windows, leaving Ant and his colony to walk on by!!
They're nearing the end...but no!!! It's the Dreamcast gang!!
They're trying to stun Ant's colony with pictures from games such as Shenmue and MSR!!! But Ant's colony has seen pics of MGS2, and is not stunned at all!!
The Ants have peed pn the floor, and the Dreamcast gang slip over!!
The Ants walk through...and finish!!!
Their time is...5 mins 36 secs!!! The Ants win!!
Edgy's tactics were excellent, but Ant used his PS2 technology well, and gets the victory!!!
"I hope that happens tonight!!" Edgy said hopefully.
*THAT NIGHT*
Commentary:
Now here's the man who thought Mein Kampf was a Welsh holiday village: Craig Charley!
Craig: Hello, and welcome to today's console wars!! Today we have Edgy and his mushroom army. Edgy claims he is the master of the annoying and crappy Pokemon, and says he is a Nintendo knowall!!
On the other side is Ant and his Ant colony. Ant is the founder of the most powerful, ferocious, brilliant and clever Ant colony in all the World!! Ant also knows a lot about Sony's PlayStation, and has just become an owner of the most powerful console in the whole world, the PlayStation 2.
Remember, each team has chosen one robot from Robot Wars to compete with them!!
Edgy has chosen Panic Attack, while Ant has chosen Steg 2!!
Let the wars begin!!
Round One: Fastest team through the assault course.
Commentary: Here we go!! Each team has to get their whole team and their robot across the assualt course, whoever has the fastest time, wins!! Edgy is first.
3,2,1 GO!!
Edgy begins directing his mushrooms across the assault course...no problems yet, over the ramp with no problems...BUT WAIT!! THEY'VE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE PIT OF OBLIVION!!! They have to get all thier team out of there!!
*5 mins later*
EDGY HAS ALL HIS TEAM OUT!! They're on their way again! They've managed to get past the spikes...past Sir Killalot...they're nearing the end...OH NO!!!
BILL GATES AND HIS TEAM OF WINDOWS HAVE JUMPED OUT FROM THE AUDIENCE!!!
BILL HAS AN EVIL SMILE ON HIS FACE!! HE HAS PLACED ALL HIS WINDOWS IN FRONT OF EDGY'S MUSHROOMS!!
OH NO!! BILL HAS SWINDLED MONEY OUT OF ALL THE AUDINCE LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES, AND IS PACKING THE ARENA WITH IT!!! THERE'S NO WHERE TO MOVE!!
BUT WAIT!! Edgy is using Gamecube technology, and is using a digital camera to send Bill and his windows into the Gamecube!! He's taken all the money and given it back to the audience!!! They did it!!
Time: 7 mins 57 secs.
"Now it's Ant's turn. 3,2,1..GO!! Ant uses his Dual Shock 2 feature to make the floor round Sir Killalot shudder violently!! HE'S TIPPED OVER!! BRILLIANT!!
Ant has directed his colony around the pit of oblivion...and here comes Matilda!!
STEG 2 FLIPS MATILDA OVER!!! WOW!!! They carry on over the ramp...here comes Bill Gates again!!! But Ant uses the PS2's DVD Technology to stun the windows, leaving Ant and his colony to walk on by!!
They're nearing the end...but no!!! It's the Dreamcast gang!!
They're trying to stun Ant's colony with pictures from games such as Shenmue and MSR!!! But Ant's colony has seen pics of MGS2, and is not stunned at all!!
The Ants have peed pn the floor, and the Dreamcast gang slip over!!
The Ants walk through...and finish!!!
Their time is...5 mins 36 secs!!! The Ants win!!
Edgy's tactics were excellent, but Ant used his PS2 technology well, and gets the victory!!!
Hehe!
I wasn't trying to annoy Ant! That was the battle! :)
He'll deny this of course but it did take place!
I wasn't trying to annoy Ant! That was the battle! :)
He'll deny this of course but it did take place!
The easiests way to annoy ant is to buy Jet Force Gemini and kill as many ants as you can.
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