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"Darth Porn"

The doorbell woke him, only moments before his alarm clock would have done anyway. He leaped out of bed, still half asleep, but all too aware of what he was expecting in the post this morning.

He grabbed the first piece of apparel that came to hand, a 6 year old pair of jogging pants, swiftly donned them and ran down the stairs. He opened the door to greet the postman, and his heart sank as he noticed that it was not what he expected, but instead the other piece of mail that he had almost forgotten about. A Gamecube game. Great. He dutifully signed for it, closed the door and dropped the game on the floor before going back to bed.

Only seconds after his head hit the pillow did his alarm get him back up again. He turned it off, no longer in any mood to bother getting up. He soon fell back to sleep, but only scant minutes later, the doorbell rang again. Again he grabbed his old joggning pants and went to the door, wondering who this would be, since the postman had already been.

It was another postman, and this time, he had brought the right piece of mail. The package was hurriedly signed for, and after the door had almost been slammed in the postman's face, he ran back upstairs to open his prize.

He stood in his bedroom, his girlfriend still asleep in the bed across from him. He stood over her, breathing deeply, mechanically.

KOOOOOOOOOOOO
PUUUUUUUUUUUU
KOOOOOOOOOOOO
PUUUUUUUUUUUU

His dark and shiny visage would have brought terror to her heart if only she opened her eyes, but she didn't. She never knew the evil influence which stood over her in those moments.

At last, the prophecies had come to pass. Darth Porn was upon the land.


MWAHAHAAHAAHAHAA!!

I get that a lot.

Yes.

=(

Would be funny if the bit about peering over me making the silly noises were true...... wasn't it, "Shut up and get back to bed, you can play with that later"?????"

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Apparently it has only been used to wear to conventions and such
> like.
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*sniggers into fist*
I'd run that throught the de-geek spray machine before putting that on.

Apparently it has only been used to wear to conventions and such like.

Few other people go to the extent that I do to flaunt their possessions.

Given what you intend to do with this helmet, was it such a good idea to buy it without running a thorough background check on its previous owner?

Don't turn your Girlfriend to the Darkside, that's a potential relationship wrecker. Oh a a Sith Lord's sabre is to be handled with care.

LMAO :^)

=(

I'll link to what is known on the internet as a "gaper" pic if you so much as think about displaying your semi-naked form with a Darth Vader helmet on.

Share this with your girlfriend, send "a detachment down to retrieve those plans" or whatever sci-fi related sex acts you do but don't, just don't, take photos of yourself like that.