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"Welcome to the Pizza Hut family"

Urgh

With a new wing in my shopping centre opening it seems some places have started to recruit people... only ones available today thought were for Pizza Hut Hut Hut.

So I filled in usual application, questionaaire... which sucked. All this corporate jargon balls, accepting me into the family and trying to say the wage was good... £3.50 an hour or something.

Month of training
Staff nights out

Bring the fun on

Balls

I don't think you'll ever want Pizza Hut ever again ever after being in the kitchen. Ever. And free lunch won't sound so appetising.
So you have to cook. Sounds wonderful.

Erm

There's the front member which first links the customer to the store or some balls. Basically a waitor which I couldn't handle... too many screaming kids and stuff.

I want to make dough in the back... this involves a team effort or some pish

I also get free meals... which I don't really want and if so I want to make it myself.

So what exactly does your job entail?
Chef, waiter, table clearer and cleaner?
General Pizza Hut gimp?

several times

I spent two weeks in an office.

Moving boxes.

And updating databses.

For addresses.

ARG!

I hope you nicked the leftover change

You'd be surprised. The number of people who started squinting, frowning and pulling a variety of pained faces while trying to work out what change they wanted from their tenner was astonishingly high.

Being a prudent young man at the time, I ripped off hundreds of them.

I'm impressed that they added up to ten correctly.

I entered the working world employed in an arcade giving out change.

Thousands of scouse morons by the day passing me a crumpled ten pound note and saying "Ey, mate, can i 'ave a faaver an faave ones pleash"

Inbreeding will be the death of mankind.

And I have all that to look forward too after making dough and frying chips next to school drop outs

Nice way to enter the working life

hoho