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"Stupid Spammers and net Boy/Girlfriend Seekers"

How many emails do you get everyday? As in everday, day by day, how many e-mails do you get? Me, the highest amount of emails I recieved in one day is 30. And these emails contain more than 100 Kb in each of them from people that I hardly know, and when you open it, it just appears to be blank, and that's it, or screensavers of naked lesbians in it, which was quite fun to think of in the good ol' days, until my parents found out.

And another thing that bugged me until I don't know when, were these strange girls from Manchester(according to their MSN public profiles). They somehow got my MSN email address, and added me to their MSN contact. I talked to them for a few times, saying that they're cheery, happy and all, because of the fact that they said "LOL" and do those cute little smileys all the time. So I said they were kind of cheery and happy. Next thing you know, one of them, called Tanya Cookson, wanted to be my girlfriend.

"What?!" was the thing I said as soon as she said "I wanna go out with you, I love you. I wanna be your gf" on MSN. I then said "Well, you don't even know what I look like!!" "That's ok" said this Tanya "I bet you're fit as £*c<" and I said "No, I'm an ugly Uruk-Hai Orc from The Lord Of The Rings", trying to convince her that I'm not that fit or good looking, which I'm not. But she wouldn't believe me, so I said that I fancied someone already, her names Tara. She got angry and said that she wanted Tara's MSN contact, and as soon as I gave it to her, man she started swearing at Tara, saying stuff about her being....*Cries*...

So I said to Tanya "I don't care what you think of Tara, she's a lurvely nice and sweet person, unlike some paedophiles I encountered". She then started swearing at me and all, calling me a D!ckead and stuff like that. I then said "Fine lurve, be like that you ugly horse", and then I blocked her, then unblocked her, as soon as she blocked me.

So what I'm trying to say is, have you ever recieved tons of emails containing tons of Kbs, but when you open it it turns out to be empty? Or have you been asked to go out with someone you hardly know who's just someone on the internet that you never even met in person? It's like paedophiles, you know what I'm saying. Man it gives me the creeps.

That makes little to no sense.

No are u really a gerrid :D

I know what you mean.

I have about 12 people who I've deleted who were like that.

Its the animal magentism.

I only have 'trusted' ppl on my msn.

gerrid wrote:
> "a real 17 year old geezer"

I still can't believe that he is 17. I remember when I was 17, I would never have dreamt of writing the way he does. It's just blatant attention seeking.

Primal wrote:
> I still can't believe that he is 17. I remember when I was 17, I would
> never have dreamt of writing the way he does. It's just blatant
> attention seeking.

Attention seeking? Are you being serious or sarcastic?

Nobody talks to me on MSN. And I almost never get anyone new added.

The first reason for this is my liberal use of the block button.

The second is that I have about 80 people on my list, and regularly talk to about 10 of them, if that.

The last person who added themselves to my list got as far as asking "a/s/l?" before they suddenly saw me take the long trip offline.

§n][pe® wrote:
> No are u really a gerrid :D

If I was, I would be a bloody intelligent one.
Someone get me a pond, I need to skate.

BEARDS. wrote:
> Nobody talks to me on MSN. And I almost never get anyone new added.

Maybe you just talk to the wrong people.
Or maybe you're just rubbish at MSN.

Ah, you entirely misunderstood.

I meant it as a good thing.