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"Inventions"

What would you invent?

Simple question! I always wanted to invent something since I was about 9..
But my imagination never went far enough. But for some strange reason, 'toilets' and 'James Bond' pop into my head whenever I think of inventing something!

So.. What would you invent?

This is reall sad, but it came to me yeaterday that noone has made a non-stick cheese grater, that when you leave it for a few hours the cheese doesn't stick to it! Mind you i should probably not be so lazy and actually wash up instead of leaving it overnight!

I presume it's real. They eat it.

What, with _real_ cheese?

Well, there goes my plans for world domination via lactose-rich headwear.

Again.

They already have those Jonman.
The Green Bay Packers fans wear them at NFL games.

A cheese hat. It's like those australian hats with corks hanging off the, except with cheese instead. By swinging your head just so, you can swing the bits of cheese into your mouth.

Hey presto! Hands-free cheese!

A boy that can swim faster than a shark

Geddit?

Some sort of crab/horse hybrid.

A machine that could slap people through the internet.

I'd be famous on ALL message boards.

I invented an original, cool and stylish way of opening my fridge.

Ba-BOOM!

I wanted to be an inventor when I was younger but could never think of anything...

I made up my own board games though