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I'm reading the Two Towers at the mo and well..I always had the thought in the back of my mind that Sam was gay. Guess I was right...
" 'Not but what it would be safe for you to have a wink now, master. Safe, if you lay close to me. I'd be dearly glad if you lay near, with my arm around you, no one could come pawing you without your Sam knowing it.'
'Sleep!' Said Frodo and sighed, as if out of a desert he had seen a mirage of cool green. 'Yes, even here I could sleep.'
'Sleep then, master! Lay your head in my lap'"
Blah blah Gollum comes back...
" Sam sat propped up against the stone, his head dropping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay ones of Sam's brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master's breast. Peace was in both their faces"
Master
Heads in laps
Heavy breathing
Brown hands
Hands on breasts
Eh eh?
I know it's immature, but I'm bored and am in need of a cheap laugh.
" 'Not but what it would be safe for you to have a wink now, master. Safe, if you lay close to me. I'd be dearly glad if you lay near, with my arm around you, no one could come pawing you without your Sam knowing it.'
'Sleep!' Said Frodo and sighed, as if out of a desert he had seen a mirage of cool green. 'Yes, even here I could sleep.'
'Sleep then, master! Lay your head in my lap'"
Blah blah Gollum comes back...
" Sam sat propped up against the stone, his head dropping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay ones of Sam's brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master's breast. Peace was in both their faces"
Master
Heads in laps
Heavy breathing
Brown hands
Hands on breasts
Eh eh?
I know it's immature, but I'm bored and am in need of a cheap laugh.
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I'm reading the Two Towers at the mo and well..I always had the thought in the back of my mind that Sam was gay. Guess I was right...
" 'Not but what it would be safe for you to have a wink now, master. Safe, if you lay close to me. I'd be dearly glad if you lay near, with my arm around you, no one could come pawing you without your Sam knowing it.'
'Sleep!' Said Frodo and sighed, as if out of a desert he had seen a mirage of cool green. 'Yes, even here I could sleep.'
'Sleep then, master! Lay your head in my lap'"
Blah blah Gollum comes back...
" Sam sat propped up against the stone, his head dropping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay ones of Sam's brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master's breast. Peace was in both their faces"
Master
Heads in laps
Heavy breathing
Brown hands
Hands on breasts
Eh eh?
I know it's immature, but I'm bored and am in need of a cheap laugh.
" 'Not but what it would be safe for you to have a wink now, master. Safe, if you lay close to me. I'd be dearly glad if you lay near, with my arm around you, no one could come pawing you without your Sam knowing it.'
'Sleep!' Said Frodo and sighed, as if out of a desert he had seen a mirage of cool green. 'Yes, even here I could sleep.'
'Sleep then, master! Lay your head in my lap'"
Blah blah Gollum comes back...
" Sam sat propped up against the stone, his head dropping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay ones of Sam's brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master's breast. Peace was in both their faces"
Master
Heads in laps
Heavy breathing
Brown hands
Hands on breasts
Eh eh?
I know it's immature, but I'm bored and am in need of a cheap laugh.
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