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Have you ever gone on a date and wish you hadn't? If you're dating a man and you want to get rid of him, or if you go on a date and you want to find a quick way to get him out of your life, then follow these rules.
If he looks crazy, then he's crazy.
1. Tell him you usually date better looking men, but you felt sorry for him.
2. Tell him it must be hard for him to get a date looking the way he does.
3. Tell him you're too good for him.
4. Tell him he should date someone who's more on his level - like the fat, ugly girl down the street.
5. Keep calling him a "girly-man."
6. Tell him he'll look better as a drag queen.
7. Ask him if he's gay.
8. Tell him most women are more masculine than he.
9. Tell him you don't like men with extra love handles.
10. Tell him you knew he was coming when you felt the Earth shake.
11. Tell him he's fat and has a lot of acne, then laugh obnoxiously.
12. Ask him if he was born a loser or if he chose to be that way.
13. Tell him he'll never measure up to your ex-boyfriend.
14. Talk about your ex incessantly.
15. Ask him if he loves you. Even Better: If he says no, start crying and shaking uncontrollably and scream, "you'll never find someone as good as me!"
16. Tell him you want someone who has a good job so you don't hav to work. If he says he'll take care of you, then say you also want someone who's very good-looking and he doesn't fit the bill.
17. Ask him if he wants to start picking out the china for your future wedding. Tell him it's never too early to start planning.
18. Talk incessantly about beauty pageants and go into specifically boring detail. Even Better: If you talk about beauty pageants in a monotone voice.
19. Interrupt him to tell him how pretty you are and how lucky he is to go out with you.
20. Every time he talks, make snoring sounds. Even Better: If you say "sorry, you're so boring you're putting me to sleep."
21. Tell him you hate kids and you think they are spawned by the Devil. Even Better: Tell him you hate kids because they are dirty.
22. Tell him you'll never marry him because you'll have ugly kids - no thanks to him. Even Better: Tell him he shouldn't have kids because he's carrying the "ugly gene."
23. Make disparaging remarks about his career. Be sure to say "that's a stupid job for stupid people."
24. Tell him he'll make a good janitor. Then, ask him if he wants to come clean your house.
25. Interrupt him in mid-conversation to talk about yourself.
26. Ask him if he likes Nsync. Even Better: Tell him he resembles Justin Timberlake. Normal men will feel insulted.
27. Tell him all boys are stupid and they grow up to be stupid big boys, then, refer to him as "boy." Men have big egos and hate being called boys.
28. Tell him all men are cheating dogs and you'll never trust them.
29. Tell him you're ready to get married and have kids because your biological clock is going "tick, tock."
30. Make fun of his balding. Tel him you saw an 80 year old man with more hair than him.
31. Say "As If," and "Like" throughout the conversation. It will drive him totally nuts.
If he looks crazy, then he's crazy.
1. Tell him you usually date better looking men, but you felt sorry for him.
2. Tell him it must be hard for him to get a date looking the way he does.
3. Tell him you're too good for him.
4. Tell him he should date someone who's more on his level - like the fat, ugly girl down the street.
5. Keep calling him a "girly-man."
6. Tell him he'll look better as a drag queen.
7. Ask him if he's gay.
8. Tell him most women are more masculine than he.
9. Tell him you don't like men with extra love handles.
10. Tell him you knew he was coming when you felt the Earth shake.
11. Tell him he's fat and has a lot of acne, then laugh obnoxiously.
12. Ask him if he was born a loser or if he chose to be that way.
13. Tell him he'll never measure up to your ex-boyfriend.
14. Talk about your ex incessantly.
15. Ask him if he loves you. Even Better: If he says no, start crying and shaking uncontrollably and scream, "you'll never find someone as good as me!"
16. Tell him you want someone who has a good job so you don't hav to work. If he says he'll take care of you, then say you also want someone who's very good-looking and he doesn't fit the bill.
17. Ask him if he wants to start picking out the china for your future wedding. Tell him it's never too early to start planning.
18. Talk incessantly about beauty pageants and go into specifically boring detail. Even Better: If you talk about beauty pageants in a monotone voice.
19. Interrupt him to tell him how pretty you are and how lucky he is to go out with you.
20. Every time he talks, make snoring sounds. Even Better: If you say "sorry, you're so boring you're putting me to sleep."
21. Tell him you hate kids and you think they are spawned by the Devil. Even Better: Tell him you hate kids because they are dirty.
22. Tell him you'll never marry him because you'll have ugly kids - no thanks to him. Even Better: Tell him he shouldn't have kids because he's carrying the "ugly gene."
23. Make disparaging remarks about his career. Be sure to say "that's a stupid job for stupid people."
24. Tell him he'll make a good janitor. Then, ask him if he wants to come clean your house.
25. Interrupt him in mid-conversation to talk about yourself.
26. Ask him if he likes Nsync. Even Better: Tell him he resembles Justin Timberlake. Normal men will feel insulted.
27. Tell him all boys are stupid and they grow up to be stupid big boys, then, refer to him as "boy." Men have big egos and hate being called boys.
28. Tell him all men are cheating dogs and you'll never trust them.
29. Tell him you're ready to get married and have kids because your biological clock is going "tick, tock."
30. Make fun of his balding. Tel him you saw an 80 year old man with more hair than him.
31. Say "As If," and "Like" throughout the conversation. It will drive him totally nuts.
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Ladybird wrote:
> That date with you would be quite a hoot :D I guess you'd just
> have to be sure she had a cool sense of humour.
If she didn't at least she could sit back and watch the strippers :^)
> That date with you would be quite a hoot :D I guess you'd just
> have to be sure she had a cool sense of humour.
If she didn't at least she could sit back and watch the strippers :^)
Mumbai Duck wrote:
> Haha, I'm going to use this on the next woman I date. Lots of
> fun.
>
> These threads actually have a lot of good suggestions. Done in
> the right way, your date would love it.
That date with you would be quite a hoot :D I guess you'd just have to be sure she had a cool sense of humour.
> Haha, I'm going to use this on the next woman I date. Lots of
> fun.
>
> These threads actually have a lot of good suggestions. Done in
> the right way, your date would love it.
That date with you would be quite a hoot :D I guess you'd just have to be sure she had a cool sense of humour.
CM Gone wrote:
> Fair point...taking that out...
Dammit, now I'm curious.
"24. Tell him he'll make a good janitor. Then, ask him if he wants to come clean your house."
Haha, I'm going to use this on the next woman I date. Lots of fun.
These threads actually have a lot of good suggestions. Done in the right way, your date would love it.
> Fair point...taking that out...
Dammit, now I'm curious.
"24. Tell him he'll make a good janitor. Then, ask him if he wants to come clean your house."
Haha, I'm going to use this on the next woman I date. Lots of fun.
These threads actually have a lot of good suggestions. Done in the right way, your date would love it.
Machie wrote:
> 19. Interrupt him to tell him how pretty you are and how lucky he
> is to go out with you.
>
> Do you do this too @ngel? :) I bet Nikki does heh.
If i thought i was an loved myself, then maybe :)
> 19. Interrupt him to tell him how pretty you are and how lucky he
> is to go out with you.
>
> Do you do this too @ngel? :) I bet Nikki does heh.
If i thought i was an loved myself, then maybe :)
pb wrote:
> hm.
>
> For many men you just need to say "My religion requires me
> to stay celibate for life."
>
> Or better, tell him you only like to make love during your time
> of the month. That will have them running...
Haha! I've actually used the first one :P
> hm.
>
> For many men you just need to say "My religion requires me
> to stay celibate for life."
>
> Or better, tell him you only like to make love during your time
> of the month. That will have them running...
Haha! I've actually used the first one :P
19. Interrupt him to tell him how pretty you are and how lucky he is to go out with you.
Do you do this too @ngel? :) I bet Nikki does heh.
Do you do this too @ngel? :) I bet Nikki does heh.
Machie wrote:
> 14. Talk about your ex incessantly.
>
> This one would be annoying :/
Heh think thats something i do alot, though never anything good about an ex :P
> 14. Talk about your ex incessantly.
>
> This one would be annoying :/
Heh think thats something i do alot, though never anything good about an ex :P
14. Talk about your ex incessantly.
This one would be annoying :/
This one would be annoying :/
Fair point...taking that out...
There's taking it too far, and then there's that...
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