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"Heskey scores??"

The most unlikely person to end Liverpools disgraceful run, has done the impossible, Heskey is a bit bent so it is OK that he scored with his head, But how? it was impossible

The most unlikely person to end Liverpools disgraceful run, has done the impossible, Heskey is a bit bent so it is OK that he scored with his head, But how? it was impossible

In answer to the question of: "How do you score with your head", it's really simple. Just proceed to hit the ball with your forhead, in the direction of the intended target, and it show move in that direction, depending upon how much power you put into the moving of your forhead at the start.

Now shut your face. Heskey is class, even though he doesn't score much.

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> In answer to the question of: "How do you score with your
> head", it's really simple. Just proceed to hit the ball with your
> forhead, in the direction of the intended target, and it show move in
> that direction, depending upon how much power you put into the moving
> of your forhead at the start.
>
> Now shut your face. Heskey is class, even though he doesn't score
> much.

NAH! If someone was class they would score all the time like that **** Van Nistelrooy

<<>> wrote:

> NAH! If someone was class they would score all the time like that ****
> Van Nistelrooy

Ha, he doesn't score all the time.

Foreman wrote:
> <<>wrote:
>
> NAH! If someone was class they would score all the time like that
> ****
> Van Nistelrooy
>
> Ha, he doesn't score all the time.*

*=Who doesn't score all the time?

I get really fed up of people bashing Heskey time after time, he can score he has proved that in his first season with liverpool. He has had a lean time of late but that is because he has been played in a possition that doesnt suit him, he has been playing as a left winger when he clearly is not, he has average pace and average crossing abillity. He should be played up front with Owen then you have the pace and natural goal scoring instinct of Owen with the strength determination and finishing of Heskey. If anyone doughts his ability watch the treble season video, also as with Forlan he is still young and has his best years ahead so i think the fans should back them up during there worst times!

<<>> wrote:
> Foreman wrote:
> <<>wrote:
>
> NAH! If someone was class they would score all the time like that
> ****
> Van Nistelrooy
>
> Ha, he doesn't score all the time.*
>
> *=Who doesn't score all the time?


Van Nistelrooy

Last 9 Premiership games:

Liverpool - 2-1 - Forlan (2)
Arsenal - 2-0 - Veron, Scholes
West Ham - 3-0 - Solskjaer, Veron, Schemmel (OG)
Blackburn - 0-1 -
Middlesbrough - 1-3 - Giggs
Birmingham - 2-0 - Forlan, Beckham
Sunderland - 2-1 - Beckham, Scholes
WBA - 3-1 - Van Nistelrooy, Scholes, Solskjaer
Chelsea - 2-1 - Scholes, Forlan

That's a total of 1 goal in 9 games for Van Nisrelrooy

Foreman wrote:
> Last 9 Premiership games:
>
> Liverpool - 2-1 - Forlan (2)
> Arsenal - 2-0 - Veron, Scholes
> West Ham - 3-0 - Solskjaer, Veron, Schemmel (OG)
> Blackburn - 0-1 -
> Middlesbrough - 1-3 - Giggs
> Birmingham - 2-0 - Forlan, Beckham
> Sunderland - 2-1 - Beckham, Scholes
> WBA - 3-1 - Van Nistelrooy, Scholes, Solskjaer
> Chelsea - 2-1 - Scholes, Forlan
>
> That's a total of 1 goal in 9 games for Van Nisrelrooy

OK, Scholes

<<>> wrote:
> Foreman wrote:
> Last 9 Premiership games:
>
> Liverpool - 2-1 - Forlan (2)
> Arsenal - 2-0 - Veron, Scholes
> West Ham - 3-0 - Solskjaer, Veron, Schemmel (OG)
> Blackburn - 0-1 -
> Middlesbrough - 1-3 - Giggs
> Birmingham - 2-0 - Forlan, Beckham
> Sunderland - 2-1 - Beckham, Scholes
> WBA - 3-1 - Van Nistelrooy, Scholes, Solskjaer
> Chelsea - 2-1 - Scholes, Forlan
>
> That's a total of 1 goal in 9 games for Van Nisrelrooy
>
> OK, Scholes
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Sorry, I have nothing to add to this conversation; I've said what I needed to.

BUT, this quoting EVERYTHING seems like the thing to do with this guy.