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*Some may find what you are about to read is controversial (well, not really, it’s just to add to the effect).*
*Man grins at camera*
"Hello, I’m Paddy Plumb, and as the scare of the evil “kiddy fiddlers” increases, I look at some recent cases. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Christmas Special"
*Whispers are heard*
"Oh, I'm sorry. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Paedophile special
*turns to another camera*
"We start our investigation at the local McDonalds. Parts of what you are about to see are reconstructed"
*Video rolls. An older looking man is standing outside McDonalds*
"Now?.... Ah, er, yes. Hello. My name is Harold Priest, and I’m 56 years old. I was in here back the other week there, eating my Happy Meal."
"I were watching this young lad, was about 10 he were. I remember his eyes, he had beautiful eyes, a lovely shade of turquoise they were."
*Reconstruction rolls as he speaks*
"Then he got up, and he was about to leave. I’m sure he winked at me as he got up. Lovely young laddy he was. He walked off, but he walked with style, his nice little legs carrying him along."
"But then suddenly, he tripped up, and fell to the ground, dropping his Muppet toy."
*A warning comes up on the screen saying, "What you are about to see may shock you"*
"This guy sitting where he fell, can you believe it!? He held him by the arm to help him up!! I thought to myself, "That’s sick that is."
Young boy: "Get off me you bloody paedo!"
Paddy: "This shocked the room, and the young helping man was thrown out of the fast food store."
"He now receives constant hate mail, and is abused in the streets. It makes you wonder, "Is the entire world littered with druggies, people with mad sex cravings and paedophiles?"
Voice in background: "And short people!"
Harold: "I really was shocked, I thought it was disgusting."
"Is that me finished now? I’m gonna be late for me job at the playgroup."
Paddy: "So. This is what the world is coming to. It really is terrifying what our children may encounter. This is Paddy Plumb for The Paddy-Files. Until next time"
I suppose it's not really something you can laugh about, but there are some hidden "sad truths" in there.
Meh, short and pretty rubbish, but what the heck.
Azul
*Man grins at camera*
"Hello, I’m Paddy Plumb, and as the scare of the evil “kiddy fiddlers” increases, I look at some recent cases. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Christmas Special"
*Whispers are heard*
"Oh, I'm sorry. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Paedophile special
*turns to another camera*
"We start our investigation at the local McDonalds. Parts of what you are about to see are reconstructed"
*Video rolls. An older looking man is standing outside McDonalds*
"Now?.... Ah, er, yes. Hello. My name is Harold Priest, and I’m 56 years old. I was in here back the other week there, eating my Happy Meal."
"I were watching this young lad, was about 10 he were. I remember his eyes, he had beautiful eyes, a lovely shade of turquoise they were."
*Reconstruction rolls as he speaks*
"Then he got up, and he was about to leave. I’m sure he winked at me as he got up. Lovely young laddy he was. He walked off, but he walked with style, his nice little legs carrying him along."
"But then suddenly, he tripped up, and fell to the ground, dropping his Muppet toy."
*A warning comes up on the screen saying, "What you are about to see may shock you"*
"This guy sitting where he fell, can you believe it!? He held him by the arm to help him up!! I thought to myself, "That’s sick that is."
Young boy: "Get off me you bloody paedo!"
Paddy: "This shocked the room, and the young helping man was thrown out of the fast food store."
"He now receives constant hate mail, and is abused in the streets. It makes you wonder, "Is the entire world littered with druggies, people with mad sex cravings and paedophiles?"
Voice in background: "And short people!"
Harold: "I really was shocked, I thought it was disgusting."
"Is that me finished now? I’m gonna be late for me job at the playgroup."
Paddy: "So. This is what the world is coming to. It really is terrifying what our children may encounter. This is Paddy Plumb for The Paddy-Files. Until next time"
I suppose it's not really something you can laugh about, but there are some hidden "sad truths" in there.
Meh, short and pretty rubbish, but what the heck.
Azul
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And the cinema, saw it last night when I went to see The Two Towers.
By the way, it's brilliant.
By the way, it's brilliant.
I still haven't managed to see one yet
They're on TV too.
Has anyone heard the paedophile adverts on the radio. Its about how you dont know who you are chatting to on the internet. I find them quite funny...
Me liked. Accusations for everything, not only paedophillia, have gone too far. Damn it.
*Some may find what you are about to read is controversial (well, not really, it’s just to add to the effect).*
*Man grins at camera*
"Hello, I’m Paddy Plumb, and as the scare of the evil “kiddy fiddlers” increases, I look at some recent cases. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Christmas Special"
*Whispers are heard*
"Oh, I'm sorry. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Paedophile special
*turns to another camera*
"We start our investigation at the local McDonalds. Parts of what you are about to see are reconstructed"
*Video rolls. An older looking man is standing outside McDonalds*
"Now?.... Ah, er, yes. Hello. My name is Harold Priest, and I’m 56 years old. I was in here back the other week there, eating my Happy Meal."
"I were watching this young lad, was about 10 he were. I remember his eyes, he had beautiful eyes, a lovely shade of turquoise they were."
*Reconstruction rolls as he speaks*
"Then he got up, and he was about to leave. I’m sure he winked at me as he got up. Lovely young laddy he was. He walked off, but he walked with style, his nice little legs carrying him along."
"But then suddenly, he tripped up, and fell to the ground, dropping his Muppet toy."
*A warning comes up on the screen saying, "What you are about to see may shock you"*
"This guy sitting where he fell, can you believe it!? He held him by the arm to help him up!! I thought to myself, "That’s sick that is."
Young boy: "Get off me you bloody paedo!"
Paddy: "This shocked the room, and the young helping man was thrown out of the fast food store."
"He now receives constant hate mail, and is abused in the streets. It makes you wonder, "Is the entire world littered with druggies, people with mad sex cravings and paedophiles?"
Voice in background: "And short people!"
Harold: "I really was shocked, I thought it was disgusting."
"Is that me finished now? I’m gonna be late for me job at the playgroup."
Paddy: "So. This is what the world is coming to. It really is terrifying what our children may encounter. This is Paddy Plumb for The Paddy-Files. Until next time"
I suppose it's not really something you can laugh about, but there are some hidden "sad truths" in there.
Meh, short and pretty rubbish, but what the heck.
Azul
*Man grins at camera*
"Hello, I’m Paddy Plumb, and as the scare of the evil “kiddy fiddlers” increases, I look at some recent cases. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Christmas Special"
*Whispers are heard*
"Oh, I'm sorry. This, my friends, is the PaddyFiles Paedophile special
*turns to another camera*
"We start our investigation at the local McDonalds. Parts of what you are about to see are reconstructed"
*Video rolls. An older looking man is standing outside McDonalds*
"Now?.... Ah, er, yes. Hello. My name is Harold Priest, and I’m 56 years old. I was in here back the other week there, eating my Happy Meal."
"I were watching this young lad, was about 10 he were. I remember his eyes, he had beautiful eyes, a lovely shade of turquoise they were."
*Reconstruction rolls as he speaks*
"Then he got up, and he was about to leave. I’m sure he winked at me as he got up. Lovely young laddy he was. He walked off, but he walked with style, his nice little legs carrying him along."
"But then suddenly, he tripped up, and fell to the ground, dropping his Muppet toy."
*A warning comes up on the screen saying, "What you are about to see may shock you"*
"This guy sitting where he fell, can you believe it!? He held him by the arm to help him up!! I thought to myself, "That’s sick that is."
Young boy: "Get off me you bloody paedo!"
Paddy: "This shocked the room, and the young helping man was thrown out of the fast food store."
"He now receives constant hate mail, and is abused in the streets. It makes you wonder, "Is the entire world littered with druggies, people with mad sex cravings and paedophiles?"
Voice in background: "And short people!"
Harold: "I really was shocked, I thought it was disgusting."
"Is that me finished now? I’m gonna be late for me job at the playgroup."
Paddy: "So. This is what the world is coming to. It really is terrifying what our children may encounter. This is Paddy Plumb for The Paddy-Files. Until next time"
I suppose it's not really something you can laugh about, but there are some hidden "sad truths" in there.
Meh, short and pretty rubbish, but what the heck.
Azul
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