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When i am to have children I am going to be annoying to them as all fathers are, one way is to call them your "Spawn":
"Wake up my spawn, get ready to go to school so you can be educated"
and another way is to make them call you "Their Master" and bow down to you.
But the most rediculous way is to say somethign like this to them:
"go forth my spawn and gather an army worthy enough for your Master so we can take over the world"
This is just some stupid thing that I started at school, you can give us your ideas if you actually want to stay in this topic long enough.
"Wake up my spawn, get ready to go to school so you can be educated"
and another way is to make them call you "Their Master" and bow down to you.
But the most rediculous way is to say somethign like this to them:
"go forth my spawn and gather an army worthy enough for your Master so we can take over the world"
This is just some stupid thing that I started at school, you can give us your ideas if you actually want to stay in this topic long enough.
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When i am to have children I am going to be annoying to them as all fathers are, one way is to call them your "Spawn":
"Wake up my spawn, get ready to go to school so you can be educated"
and another way is to make them call you "Their Master" and bow down to you.
But the most rediculous way is to say somethign like this to them:
"go forth my spawn and gather an army worthy enough for your Master so we can take over the world"
This is just some stupid thing that I started at school, you can give us your ideas if you actually want to stay in this topic long enough.
"Wake up my spawn, get ready to go to school so you can be educated"
and another way is to make them call you "Their Master" and bow down to you.
But the most rediculous way is to say somethign like this to them:
"go forth my spawn and gather an army worthy enough for your Master so we can take over the world"
This is just some stupid thing that I started at school, you can give us your ideas if you actually want to stay in this topic long enough.
Grandpa.
Each and every one.
Boy or girl, it matters not.
Each and every one.
Boy or girl, it matters not.
A variety of names, which link together to form a sentence, for example:
Hay
Yu
Oveh
There
Briing
Mi
Chooculote
By disguising the names (with varying spellings from real words), people wouldn't be able to complain about cruelty and you could say it was a coincidence.
Hay
Yu
Oveh
There
Briing
Mi
Chooculote
By disguising the names (with varying spellings from real words), people wouldn't be able to complain about cruelty and you could say it was a coincidence.
My English teacher's 3 year old daugther is called "Baby",
"Hey Baby Hart!"
"Hey Baby Hart!"
Theres a kis at my school called 'Moses' - No lie.
I've always thought that if i have kids i'd like to teach them to call stuff something else. For example teach them that a car is called a chicken...a TV is called shampoo etc. This way when they go to school they can get a better education than they'd probably get now!
You could just call the child girl or boy. "Come here boy!!"
I'm going to call my (non-existent because I hate kids) kid "Captain Fantastic".
Teacher "Who do you think you are, boy?"
Kid "Captain Fantastic, sir"
Teacher "...damn"
Teacher "Who do you think you are, boy?"
Kid "Captain Fantastic, sir"
Teacher "...damn"
Wolverine.
No kid f##ks with Wolverine in the playground.
No kid f##ks with Wolverine in the playground.
Or Grandpa.
No one would fight a grandpa.
No one would fight a grandpa.
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