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"" I don't read books ""

So at school today and unusually felt like being sociable

Here is two conversations I had today:

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*Sheepy is in study classroom*

Girl: What ye reading?

Me: Homeage to Catalonia by George Orwell

*Girl makes funny face*

G: What's that about?

M: It's about the Spanish Civil War

G: No that's German

M: What?

G: The wars, innit?

M: No I think you're thinking of World War One and Two

*makes another stupid face*

G: Books are stupid anyway, who reads book?

M: I'm going to end this conversation now

G: Shut it... hheeey Claaaiirree he reads books, he thinks hes a pure scientist or summit

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*Sheepy is on the internet during another study period*

Different Girl: Whit ye looking at the news furrr?

Me: I'm reading about Iraq

G: Why?

M: I take an interest in these things

G: Whit like politics an stuff? Why? You weird or summit?

M: I must be

G: Haha ye said yer weird

*Sheepy cracks*

M: Why don't you just shut the f.ck up and go die somewhere you imbreed

G: You cannae say that tae me

M: I just f.cking did now buggger off

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*slams head on desk*

Morons... every single one of them arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Amusing

"Shut it... hheeey Claaaiirree he reads books, he thinks hes a pure scientist or summit"

I can see her future: married to Darren (Dazza to his mates) at the age of 19, preggars by 20, Darren leaves her at 21, she has had another sprog by now. She ends up as a library assistant to support her kids and discovers the real value of books. Some of which fetch up to £3 at the local Sunday jumble sale she sells them at.

She spends the rest of her life relying on the Sun, the 6 o'clock news and Eastenders to inform her about the world around her and influence her actions.

Her kids are attend the special school one day a week and soon discover the value of books; heavy ones make better projectiles than smaller ones. They then spend their mainstream school days throwing them at the more conciencious students who will later study things like medicine, and will invariably rely upon these very same people to remove that cancerous lump from their stomach, caused by ink poisoning from excessive pulp consumption.

lalakersrule wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
>
> As for Iraq, we just know Bush will invade, pillage and call it
> "New America" and build a huge Disney Land there.
>
> Yea and Saddam will be in the Dunk em tank. Get a manic dictator
> soaking wet for only $2 for 3 balls. Roll up roll up.

Lol, I can picture him now cursing in Iranian.

Lol i dont want to called any of them.. stupid nonces whoever do that im a person and would rather talk about the war than how drunk they got last night.

You people give stupid people crap names

NED (Non-Educated Delinquent)

I probably spelt that wrong as well

These people come under the term 'Townies' or 'Charvas' or 'Kappa Slappas'

Why would i be jealous of someone who doesnt know anything but how much they drunk last night.

Mmm, perhaps that's true.

Life of a dull person then. Goes through school, popular/sexy/etc, gains wife/husband, life of misery, ends up lonely. Spends more time hiding than facing the truth, etc.

Would they convince themselves to be happy alone? Live with cats or stuff to keep them happy?

Everybody needs escape, I'm sure, no matter how intelligent you are. I think it's just perhaps the intelligent [as a group, yes I'm labelling, shurrup] that don't escape as much as the dull.

Grix Thraves wrote:
>
> The more you learn about life though, the more you feel sorry for
> them. They're going to end up in a lot of pain, one day.

You puzzle me there. What soet of pain are they going to end up in? Mental Pain. Far more common in intellectuals, I would have thought. Or physical pain? How any more than anyone else?

Rosalind wrote:

"So mabye we shouldn't scorn the stupid, but instead be jealous of their luck."

Or naiveity, depends on how you see it.

The more you learn about life though, the more you feel sorry for them. They're going to end up in a lot of pain, one day.