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Is this Pete Townsend/Bay City Rollers Manager/Matthew Kelly news-spum anything to do with distracting the unwashed from the impending (and non-UN sanctioned) Gulf War sequel?
It's probably just me though....
It's probably just me though....
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Nah
Turned on the T.V yesterday morning to check the news
10 minutes was dedicated to the Queen's trouser suite... they had a facking fashion expert on
ARRRRGH
Turned on the T.V yesterday morning to check the news
10 minutes was dedicated to the Queen's trouser suite... they had a facking fashion expert on
ARRRRGH
UN announces "no weapons found"
Public says "Hmmm...might not actually be a case for war"
**RICIN FOUND IN ENGLAND! SADDAM WANTS TO KILL YOUR NAN WITH RICIN**
Public says "Iraq evil. Kill kill kill"
Quiet voice "Umm..it was Algeria"
Public "SADDAM EVIL! Moo moo moo!"
Bush says "sick and tired of games", Blair agrees that non-discovery of weapons doesn't mean anything at all.
Public says "Something odd is going on here"
**PETE TOWNSEND IN CHILD-PORN SCANDAL**
Public says "Dirty. Look, he's with Gary Glitter! And The Mail says so"
Labour Cabinet split over decision to back American-led action in Gulf
**MATTHEW KELLY MAY HAVE TOUCHED BOYS OVER 30 YEARS AGO!!!**
Public says "Pervert. And that Pete Townsend man as well?"
Daily Mail calls for immediate beheading of 2 million immigrants as "good-will gesture"
UK & US bomb the hell out of Iraq despite UN saying "There's nothing there we can find".
Public running through village with flaming torches and a giant wicker phallus.
.....nah, nothing like that at all.
Public says "Hmmm...might not actually be a case for war"
**RICIN FOUND IN ENGLAND! SADDAM WANTS TO KILL YOUR NAN WITH RICIN**
Public says "Iraq evil. Kill kill kill"
Quiet voice "Umm..it was Algeria"
Public "SADDAM EVIL! Moo moo moo!"
Bush says "sick and tired of games", Blair agrees that non-discovery of weapons doesn't mean anything at all.
Public says "Something odd is going on here"
**PETE TOWNSEND IN CHILD-PORN SCANDAL**
Public says "Dirty. Look, he's with Gary Glitter! And The Mail says so"
Labour Cabinet split over decision to back American-led action in Gulf
**MATTHEW KELLY MAY HAVE TOUCHED BOYS OVER 30 YEARS AGO!!!**
Public says "Pervert. And that Pete Townsend man as well?"
Daily Mail calls for immediate beheading of 2 million immigrants as "good-will gesture"
UK & US bomb the hell out of Iraq despite UN saying "There's nothing there we can find".
Public running through village with flaming torches and a giant wicker phallus.
.....nah, nothing like that at all.
If Kelley turns out to be the creator of Sclub7 juniors...
Goatboy may have a point, the media are creating plenty of days in which Politicians could "bury news" in. I'm thinking that the discoveries may be a ploy by the police, to make high proifle arrests on easy targets to demonstrate that they do really do something. They can't break the child-sex rings but they can implicate an aged rock star/presenter as being the root of all evil in this country.
Stem the flow of drugs? No but we will arrest someone famous for using them.
Stop the import of illegal guns? No but we will arrest someone famous for using one.
Eradicate the problem of car theft and stolen vehicles? No but we will arrest someone famous for driving too fast.
In each instance there will be 200 policemen making the arrest in front of the cameras and an escort of 20 police cars, vans and bikes...
Goatboy may have a point, the media are creating plenty of days in which Politicians could "bury news" in. I'm thinking that the discoveries may be a ploy by the police, to make high proifle arrests on easy targets to demonstrate that they do really do something. They can't break the child-sex rings but they can implicate an aged rock star/presenter as being the root of all evil in this country.
Stem the flow of drugs? No but we will arrest someone famous for using them.
Stop the import of illegal guns? No but we will arrest someone famous for using one.
Eradicate the problem of car theft and stolen vehicles? No but we will arrest someone famous for driving too fast.
In each instance there will be 200 policemen making the arrest in front of the cameras and an escort of 20 police cars, vans and bikes...
The tabloids did well to get a picture of Townshend and Glitter together, lets see one of Townshend, Glitter AND Kelly together - that would PROVE all three of them are GUILTY beyond reasonable doubt.
Maybe they'd have to use a Stars in their Eyes contestant to make up the numbers.
Maybe they'd have to use a Stars in their Eyes contestant to make up the numbers.
Look! Matthew Kelly! He has a beard and everything!
And Townsend wrote a song about him or something!
*and in my left hand, I have impending conflict in the Middle East without UN approval and a rise in anti-war sentiment from the public and a lot of Cabinet MPs*
Oooo, dirty man touch the kiddies years ago!
And Townsend wrote a song about him or something!
*and in my left hand, I have impending conflict in the Middle East without UN approval and a rise in anti-war sentiment from the public and a lot of Cabinet MPs*
Oooo, dirty man touch the kiddies years ago!
Nah, I think the BBC have got a 'Stars in your Eyes' copy programme in the works, hosted by Bob Monkhouse, they were just trying to bury the competition first after what the ITN News did to John Leslie.
Next week: "Bob Monkhouse Snorted Cocaine with rolled up pages of Penthouse Magazine in 1968 - ITN Exclusive"
Next week: "Bob Monkhouse Snorted Cocaine with rolled up pages of Penthouse Magazine in 1968 - ITN Exclusive"
The Gulf what?
Is this Pete Townsend/Bay City Rollers Manager/Matthew Kelly news-spum anything to do with distracting the unwashed from the impending (and non-UN sanctioned) Gulf War sequel?
It's probably just me though....
It's probably just me though....
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